Top 10 Dumbest Laws of The Usa

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     The United States started for English settlers who barely knew how to write their own names, but could build a country. Some of these dumb genes carried over and bred congressmen who wrote laws like these…

10. Mississippi: It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public. (Yeah right.)

9. Pennsylvania: Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

8. Indiana: Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

7. South Carolina: It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.

6. Alabama: Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

5. Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

4. Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

3. Georgia:It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

2. Michigan: A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

1. New York: It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

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