Nude Beaches: Where Nothing is Everything!
by Nude beach etiquette: Tips to guarantee you are never unveiled as a boob – or a bonehead!
Staring is SO North American:
- Some information found on a nude beach can be useful in baring ones religious leanings – other information can go so far as to reveal ones native hemisphere! Staring at others naughty bits when nude is exponentially more crass and unacceptable than staring at them when covered in fabric!
- Binoculars will only make naturists look at you with unconcealed scorn! Nothing screams boob or bonehead louder than wearing a pair of binoculars – and nothing else! Cameras are grudgingly accepted – pulling out binoculars is consider exposing too much!
Stay Cool: Things Tend to Pop Up Unexpected on Nude Beaches:
- Naturists understand that over-heating can cause certain body parts to swell without notice! Experts suggest frequent dips in cold water to help alleviate pressure and gain composure! A war novel tends to elicit the same relief.
- Fleeing in embarrassment, turning several shades of red, or attempting to obscure the obvious with a sombrero – is no doubt drawing more attention than if this simple fact of nature were understood: Stuff happens -go with the schwing of it!
Remember Where You Are and COVER-UP! With Sunscreen – That Is!
- While this burning issue is being covered last – it is far from the least important! If you leave this until last on a nude beach? It could be a hot issue that you will remember for years to come!
- Remember that you may very well have nether regions exposed that have never seen – and perhaps should never see – the light of day!
- Nothing exposes you for exactly what you are – or are not – like bright purple/red on tan!
SO not sexy!
Ah, naturist beaches: Where absolutely nothing can become way too much if one doesn’t, ahem – cover the basics!
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Post CommentThell Stars
On January 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm
cool
prospectboy
On January 22, 2012 at 3:00 pm
I doubt I will ever go to the nude beach, but this is a funny and interesting article. Thanks for sharing.
mphsglo
On January 22, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Well, at least they put up warning signs. LOL
okkhattak
On January 22, 2012 at 3:32 pm
interesting article.
mynameisjessica
On January 22, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Very good!
Rosettaartist1
On January 22, 2012 at 6:37 pm
The sights you see! Keep them onnnnnnnn please!
dazzlejazz
On January 22, 2012 at 8:38 pm
You are my hero!!!
I’m assuming putting sunscreen on could make things a little hard
…and no comparing white bits with your loved one at the end of the day – where’s the fun in that?
sheilanewton
On January 22, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Oh, my – what a theme. And how well-told your story. Lovely stuff, CLOTHED in beautiful language!!!
indianwriting
On January 23, 2012 at 12:34 am
oohoo!!!! omg….likes people have!!!
papaleng
On January 23, 2012 at 3:12 am
pruelpo
On January 23, 2012 at 8:05 am
loved your title…
ogee77
On January 23, 2012 at 10:39 am
Hilarious!! We have such nude beaches in our country but never got a chance to visit them!
Kristie Claar
On January 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm
hehe, good share
MJRapp
On January 23, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Next time I go to a nude beach I’ll print this article out and take it with me for reference. I can also use it for cover if things overheat and swell without notice.
practical.majik
On January 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm
very nice article..
ImKarn23
On January 23, 2012 at 3:55 pm
LOL..Triondtown is hilarious!
Martin Kloess
On January 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm
nude beach? come to S. F.
KittyK
On January 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Oh my…not for me in public…
lyan08
On January 23, 2012 at 9:43 pm
interesting..
mtrguanlao
On January 23, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Oh my,I don’t think I will enjoy it seeing all the butts,lol! But seriously,I’m not comfortable being nude,hehe!
avissado
On January 25, 2012 at 6:12 am
naturists! Seems like a more respectable term thanks for telling me that and really interesting piece of writing! Thank you very much for this article! And I think I would like to give the naturists way of life a try sometime
PHILLY DREAMER
On January 26, 2012 at 8:30 am
Come on now, I know you could have found more naked people than that. LOL.
aheed411
On January 26, 2012 at 10:28 am
Behavior is contrary to religion
gahazeleyes
On January 26, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Very interesting. Thanks
LadyElena
On January 27, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Thanks. Interesting article. Sometimes, people find peace and relaxation in letting it all out. I’m glad they can do it at certain beaches.
They are very bold though…