Okay, You Say You Don’t Understand Women
by Easy fix, really it is, all you have to do is read along to discover you probably know much more than you think you know.
Okay, you say you don’t understand women. Easy fix, really it is, all you have to do is read along to discover you probably know much more than you think you know. We “women” really aren’t that difficult to understand. So men are from Mars and women are from Venus, doesn’t mean we can’t hop the nearest space shuttle and head for the moon together.
As you embark on this little journey into the mind of a woman you won’t have to go very far at all, you don’t even have to leave your house. Let’s take a little tour together shall we.
Here we are in the kitchen. Look around, no—really look around. What do you see? Is the refrigerator full? Are the cabinets filled with food? Under the sink do you see every cleaner known to man? Is there coffee for the coffee pot? How the heck did that all get there? Now go room to room, (come on now it’s no root canal) what do you see? Are the ice trays filled? Is the toilet paper on the toilet paper holder?
Now let’s dive into the mind of a woman, no belly flops please!
I’ll use myself as an example. The morning alarm goes off! I head to the bathroom to, well do what you go into the bathroom to do. There dangling from the cardboard roller is one tiny piece of toilet paper. “I won the toilet paper lottery again!” As I sit on the toilet, I reach under the sink and grab a new roll of toilet paper and place it on the roller. On the sink is a large clump of toothpaste, my mind focuses on it like it is toxic waste. I tear off the first few sheets on the new roll of toilet paper and wipe up the toothpaste clump. I finish, flush the toilet and notice the ring inside the toilet that looks like the ring around Saturn. Reach under the sink and grab the cleaner, swish the toilet clean. Wash my hands and look in the mirror. My image is barely visible through all the finger prints, so I get out the window cleaner and spray and wipe it clean….Oh! There I am. Turn around to leave and instead of walking over the socks and towel lying on the floor I pick them up and place them in the hamper.
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Post CommentSZM
On April 3, 2009 at 10:12 am
We are from earth. No one lives in Mars and Venus nowadays!
Karen Gross
On April 3, 2009 at 10:46 am
I’ve read the book Men are from Mars, and I thought it was spot on, and hilarious! As was this article – spot on and hilarious! I wrote something along the same lines “Why Mom can’t take out the trash.
Erin Cree
On April 3, 2009 at 11:20 am
I really enjoyed reading this article sometimes its nice to know I not alone in my existance of frazzled martyrdom. Now Im getting a bit older my mental tick list isnt as effective as it used to be.
Erin
Thomas W.
On April 9, 2009 at 8:07 am
I thought I would find an answer here but I didn’t.
I always fall in love with the wrong kind of girl…:(
I’m completely in love again after a few flings and a lot of lonely moments. Well, we are a couple for just a month now. We are both students at the university of Leuven and both are living in Leuven. We sleep together regularly in Leuven but last week I’ve invited her over to my place where I live in the weekends ( my parents house). And she was very excited about it and she would stay the night with me, but instantly she said she didn’t know if she’d have the time for it and the permission of her mother. The strange thing about it was that she also said she didn’t really have plans for the weekend but she didn’t want to confirm our date.
Yesterday I asked her again, and after a lot of talking about it she went to ask her mom. Again she said she would stay the night with me. After asking her mam she said she’d come but that she wouldn’t stay for the night. She has to go working the next day,bu not until 1pm . So she said she doesn’t have the time to stay and sleep. But she has tons of time to go to her home, freshen up and that kind of stuff…
I really don’t understand why she kept saying she really liked to stay the night and then when she actually confirmed the plans she doesn’t want to stay…
I’m always feeling terrible when I’m not with her cause she doesn’t stay in touch a lot. I have the feeling she doesn’t take this seriously… When she’s on msn and I come online for an hour or so, she doesnt say a word…
When we are together, we always have a very pleasant time but when I’m not with her she doesn’t give me the impression that’s she’s in love with me
i want to understand women
On April 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
im *this* close to giving up on women and relationships in general, i relize your all diferent just like any other person, but every last one of you is so cumpolsive thats the one thing ive noticed about every single women and it happens to be the one thing i cant stand the most in anyone. to this day i have not met one female human who doesnt show cumpolsive behavior.
women are literally driving me crazy. after 12 years of trying to understand them ive learned only that and no one else can tell me anything thats true
koren
On April 17, 2009 at 9:13 am
Thomas,
My suggestion to you is to back away a little bit. Let her start coming to you. She may be feeling uncertain. And she may be feeling like she has you all wrapped up. I hate games, but in away you need to see where her head is. Don’t invite her anymore and see if she doesn’t start inviting herself. I’m questioning her on this as well. She might not be as into the relationship as you. Could she possibly be looking for someone else and maybe is afraid to let you go just incase there isn’t.
koren
On April 17, 2009 at 9:15 am
I want,
You are probably right. But when the right one comes around it will be worth it.
Thomas
On May 17, 2009 at 7:57 am
Thanks for the help.
The problems I’ve mentioned above have been resolved.
We found a way that suites us best.
Talking about such problems is the best thing to do. Not standing around and worrying yourself sick about it…
Women are one of the most complex things I know ( I study Bio-science engineering sow I see complex issues everyday
)but there is a solution for everything, and with hard work and understanding it’s possible to comprehend almost anything.
Friendly regards,
Thomas