The Six Pillars of Character™: Available for Three Easy Payments of $19.99

by Conner Good in Lifestyle Choices, June 23, 2009

Advertisers have that way of pulling you in for a product. But what would happen to the world if someone advertised the virtues that are the six pillars of character?

The Six Pillars of Character™! Exclusive free trial offers! Become a member today! Call now!!!

Trustworthiness!

Feel lonely sometimes? Left out? Do you regret some things you’ve done in the past? Then do we have the product for you! For a limited time, you can fix all of those regrets- don’t look back, look ahead with Trustworthiness! When you have Trustworthiness!, all of your friends respect you and trust you, so all of those times where you spread rumors and talked about people behind their backs is over! Look ahead to friendships held together by Trustworthiness!

Possible side-effects: the need to live up to high expectations and the need to be professional.

Special offer: Call now for this exclusive offer- trade in your old Selfishness! for a complimentary package of Professionalism!

Reliability! and Loyalty! not included.

Respect!

You want to live in a great world where peace and equality reign, right? Well, here is the first step you can take to achieving that goal- Respect! It is one of the newest additions to our product lineup. Respect!allows you to show other people that you perceive them as equals. Respect! comes with The Golden Rule!, one of our classic products that has been helping people for centuries. It comes with guidelines and instructions for operation.

Responsibility!

Let’s face it- when people hear Responsibility!, they’d rather not buy it. We’ll be honest, Responsibility!is a tough a product to fit into your daily lifestyle. However, the benefits of it outweigh the risks. Without responsibility, your Respect! and Trustworthiness! get damaged. So we urge you as a prior customer of Six Pillars™ to purchase Responsibility! as a warranty for your previous Six Pillars™ products.

See the Six Pillars™ website for a complete list of side-effects.

Fairness!

Before purchasing Fairness!, we ask that you call and define Fairness! to a Six Pillars™ representative standing by. If you qualify for Fairness!, we’ll give it to you 50% off! This offer only lasts until midnight tonight, so make sure to call now! Fairness! is a great product to have when you are faced with ethical dilemmas. Keep Fairness! with you always and your life is bound to be full of rights and equality.

Possible side-effects: others who do not have Fairness! may disagree with your decisions due to Fairness!

Call and ask about our special deals on Equal Judgment! and Justice! They go great along with Fairness!

Caring!

Being concerned about others gives you a feeling like no other. Caring! can help you do that. Humanity needs Caring! in the world, and the benefits of helping someone along their path are great and many. We believe Caring! is essential to your set of the Six Pillars of Character™. With Caring, you accomplish Responsibility! on your own, which is free of charge. Not only that, you receive new levels of Fairness!, Respect!, and Trustworthiness! that are NOT available in stores. Caring! is fundamental to living a life of character. Accomplish that today!

Results vary on the level of your Caring! plan. Choose your plan today!

Citizenship!

This offer is a steal! The Citizenship! package includes all other five pillars at one low price! Purchasing CITIZENSHIP! is a tricky choice to make and we advise you make it carefully. What is great about Citizenship! is that it requires minimum levels of all the pillars of character. The Citizenship! package includes Trustworthiness!, Respect!, Responsibility!, Fairness!, and Caring! You can even customize your plan so that you can choose more of one pillar over the other!

Before you call, check with your Maturity! Provider to see if you have what it takes to purchase Citizenship!