What are You Afraid Of?

A little bit of the Elite’s star gate via Wikipedia

Is it women that scare you? I can understand this, they scare me too. They are deceptively clever and incredibly cunning. They have been enslaving men for years, without our knowledge. They have their female weapons of mass destruction that not even the most powerful men in the world can withstand. Do you think Obama could compete with the scorn of Mrs Obama? Only a fool would think yes. All know where the power sits – in the bosom of women. Men are relatively simple creatures. We can barely comprehend a single thing at any one time. We have blood flow problems that impair our judgment. It has always been this way, and always will be – again there is nothing you can do so why worry about it? Why fear it? No – it isn’t women that scare you.

A scary women – look at her flaunting her weapons of man destruction. Look at the bloke with the guitar – he’s packin’ it! via Wikipedia

Is it mutant rats that scare you? Are you afraid that the rats are getting smarter and organizing their capabilities? Do you fear that while you sleep they will crawl through the vents in your walls, and start chewing on your nose and eyeballs? Are you afraid you will wake up and realize you have had your eyes open all night because you have no eye lids left? Indeed the rats are getting smarter – but get real – we can beat stupid smart rats. If required we will simply breed super snakes to eat the mutant rats. We will control the snakes with snake charmers. Snake charming will become a profession of high demand. We could of course breed super pigs to eat the super snakes, but then that would only increase your fears because the super pigs might get a super flu. No – mutant rats don’t scare you.

This bloke is going to be a friggen millionare! via Wikipedia

Is it the global economic crisis (GEC) that scares you? Why the heck would this scare you? It’s not even real. It was manufactured by the world’s elite so they could pillage the money from us to fund their trips through the LHC stargate. As I told you the aliens won’t let them get away. So the elite can’t use that money anyway and they will have to put it back into the stock market and leave it for another day. They can’t leave it under their mattresses because the mutant rats might eat it. Don’t worry about it. The economic crisis will go away. No – it isn’t the GEC that scares you.

This bloke might have had something to do with the GEC via Wikipedia

I know what really scares you – you are afraid that the new terminator movie is going to suck. You’re just not sure that it will be the same without Arnie. Wake up fools – you can’t have a terminator burning around town in a wheelchair (or perhaps you can – a turbo powered wheelchair with nukes…hmmmm). Forget it – Arnie’s time is done. It’s finally time to see some terminator kick ass action. No friggen flash backs (oh sorry – flash forwards). There will only be flash presents. There will be big flashy special effects that add nothing to the story. The sound will be so totally crazy that it will make your ears bleed. The plot is likely to be lusciously ludicrous. There is every likely hood you will cream your pants. Oh BABY – I can’t wait. Neither can you damit. You just don’t know it yet. So stop being afraid you mindless sniveling automatons and enjoy the totally bleak vision of our probable post apocalyptic future.