Does Size Matter?

If you were buying a new bowling ball then the size matters enormously, you wouldn’t be able to play to the best of your ability if you fingers didn’t fit in to it or they kept slipping out of it!

Or if you were buying new curtains and you brought them to small and ended up with that ugly gap down the middle were they didn’t meet.

But I know what you really all wanted the question to be about. You wanted to know how important the size of a man’s tackle is. Well read on and you just might find out from some interesting facts I came across.

The relationship a man has with his tackle is just like a real friendship; only the man never really gets to be the highest on the hierarchy chart. His tackle takes over the man’s thoughts and leads the way with its ‘own’ ideas. As part of this unequal friendship the man is expected to love his tackle, respect his tackle, listen to its ideas and opinion and take the flack when they get in trouble for it.

It is kind of a cute relationship but it takes over the man’s life. Men are obsessed with their tackle; sometimes they even give it a manly name like Burt. Some men don’t even realise they are obsessed but its like the obsession with big mammary glands, which must date back to birth and breast feeding.

Anyway statically proven by research (not by me) the average male tackle is 5.5 inches.

So you can all breathe a sigh of relief and mop your brows, unless you are of course John Wayne Bobbitt who’s wife cut off his tackle when he took the blame for the trouble his tackle had got him into.

Just as women with small mammary glands think they are not sexy enough, men feel they cannot be great love machines if they have smaller tackle. I think this goes back to when you all had to shower after gym class… hold on, hold on… Yes, I know it was freezing in those showers! And you were all at different stages of developing but hey, no one asked you to look! Its like a car crash, you don’t want to look but your eyes just have to.

Women don’t judge on the other hand and are more likely to discuss your tackle with friends in terms of cleanliness and how much your tackle paid attention to their needs and whether or not it sat up in class. You see women in a good caring relationship just wouldn’t care if you were 4,5,6,7 or 8 inches. It’s about how much attention to detail you take; you see quality is more preferable to quantity.

Men who are still a little apprehensive about their tackles size should take a step back and read again, you shouldn’t blame yourself or your partner but relax and make sure you get out of it one of life’s best experiences.