Five Things Men Will Boast About How Small They Are
by Size matters and there is little that Men boast about that is small. Here are five things they do shout about where tiny is better than titanic.
Big cars, big barbecue, big steak, big house, big dreams, it is all big, big, big with boys. Here are five things men will boast about how small they are, and I was scratching to come up with five.
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Golf Handicap
The smaller the number, the better you are and if you don’t have a handicap, you are better still.
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Mobile Phone
Small is the new chic in mobile communications.
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Length of Incision
In the New Age of Minimally Invasive surgery, surgeons will boast about how small their incisions are.
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Champagne Bubbles
The smaller the bubble, the better the quality of champagne he has bought. Many small bubbles provide more aroma and arguably flavor.
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Hair Loss
As a man gets older, he will definitely be telling everyone how little hair he has lost compared to others.
And Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin probably boasted about their one small step for man, when they landed on the Moon on the 20th of July, 1969.
The irony is, Men will only boast about these small things, to make them look big.
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Post CommentBronwyn
On December 6, 2007 at 11:58 am
Oh I had to laugh at this. Very funny and observant.
IcyCucky
On December 6, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Well done, Shaun!
Now, shall I sit by your feet to learn your wisdoms too? (LOL)…I’ll be a humble student…promise!
Lucy Lockett
On December 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm
That is so true! Loved it!
lanne
On December 6, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Good one Shaun! I will have to share your list with my son (the man-child) He is still stuck on things that aren`t small. Maybe this`ll cure him….I`m still laughing. Thanx
Darlene McFarlane
On December 8, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Good stuff! I tried to think of at least one boast before I started reading and couldn’t think of a single thing…..must be a guy thing.
Dee Huff
On December 12, 2007 at 5:48 am
I laughed!
Liane Schmidt
On December 12, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Too, too funny! Great article.
Best wishes.
Sincerely,
-Liane Schmidt.
Anne Lyken-Garner
On December 13, 2007 at 8:05 am
Very observant and quite funny. I was attracted by the title
Jessica owens
On January 11, 2008 at 1:01 am
Men cannot help themselves when they are so small minded and do not know it…maybe that is a boast although inadvertant. Thanks Shaun, I had a laugh