Forrest Clemons’ View on the Emotionally Depressed

Hello fellow bloggers, i am addressing an issue that is of grave importance to me. Emos. To me, they are a lost cause. Emos do several things that puts them into the Emo category. For one, they are depressing. I don’t like depressing people, they depress me. Yes, I do believe people have the right to be depressed, it’s America. But when they deliberately rain on my parade and ruin my good mood, well then they’ve just gone too far. I want to reverse the Emo gene. When I hear them talk I just want to give them a big hug and a bible.

Also, their appearance. With all the black they wear, I think they are going to depress me, then rob me. And… what the hell is up with guys wearing makeup? Before Emos, any guy who wore eyeliner was either in a play, or was a drag queen (usually gay). They also wear tight woman’s jeans, and that doesn’t help the fact that they supposedly not gay. And the hair, it’s either gelled and spiked as if styled by an ape on cocaine, or it’s straitened and covering their eyes. I like it better when it’s over their eyes because they cannot see me mocking them.

The other thing that irks me about them, is the fact that they cut themselves. Granted that is a stereotype and not all Emos do it, but the ones who do agitate me. They intentionally inflict pain upon themselves for reasons i still don’t fully understand. For the most part it seems it’s a distraction from emotional pain, and that is creepy as hell. To avoid emotional pain, I watch TV, or hang out with friends, or blog, or anything else excluding self-mutilation. I think they should cut the wrists of life with the knife of love. 

Apologies to my loyal blog-reading citizens, but i must depart from my temporarily sedentary typing condition. So please until next time, don’t be depressed, live happily. On your metaphorical toast of life, grab a jar of joy, and spread the love (I bolded that line because it is important, and i thought it was funny). Until next time (because as we both know u enjoyed this so there will be a next time), stay happy, enjoy life, and let love guide you. Sincerely,