Gentlemen’s Club Etiquette 101: A Guide for the Clueless

Come-on, this is a stupid line don’t use it. This only makes you look incredulously silly. You will either be laughed at behind your back or scorned and no-one likes to be called out when they are telling a big fish story. If you can talk the talk you need to be able to walk the walk. Put your money where your mouth is or don’t brag about what you don’t have. Believe me. The big talkers rarely spend money. The big spenders rarely talk. They just purchase about 10 to 20 dances in a row. Most entertainers know this; the only ones that pay attention to big talkers are new. If you take my advice, you will never be talked down about in an establishment, you will always look like the big spender even if you aren’t, and you will always have the respect of the establishment’s owners and entertainers. When you save your money to come in once in a while you will always have plenty of money to have a good time and everyone will say.

Wow, he doesn’t come in a lot, but when he does he spends so much and we have so much fun. You will not be talked about like that loser that comes in every night and insults us by never tipping or getting a dance because he is broke. Why you say. Well you only come in once in a while. When you do everyone is so happy to see you and management gives you special attention and the girls love you, because you saved your money for two weeks or a month to come in and have a really good time. Guys, “You need money for this, it’s not your local pub”!!!

I can not stess enough these points. So take in my suggestions and have a good time at your local Gentleman’s Club.