Guys are Jerks?

Ok. I’m tired of all the blame  that you women place on us. All you ever do is complain about men. Here are a few of the things I hear the most…

All Guys Are Assholes: No we’re not, we’re just assholes to you. I’m sure there’s a long list of girls that think I’m an asshole, but I’d like to think there’s a shorter list who will tell you how great I am. That’s because those are the girls that I care about.

All Guys Care About Is Sex: That’s only half true. Every guy does care about sex, but that isn’t all we care about. Believe it or not, sometimes we actually like you.

Guys Aren’t Honest, Just be Honest: You have got to be kidding me. You don’t want honesty, you want the illusion of honesty. Honesty is, “I don’t really like your hair. Yeah, you could lose a couple of pounds. I hate those jeans. Your sister is hot.”

Guys Don’t Listen: We Do. We listen, and listen, and listen, and after about two hours of that we manage to block you out long enough to watch the game. You’re the ones that don’t listen. Women don’t care what we have to say. What you have to say is so much more important. And you don’t really want us to listen anyway. You want someone who will sit there quietly while you vent all of your problems. That’s fine with me, but why am I insensitive when I try to help, or give a suggestion. When you tell me a problem you have I assume you want help.

I’m not saying all this to be mean or ignorant, I’m just letting you all know how we see things. Or I should say how I see things, because I cant speak for anyone but myself. But I think most men would agree with me. If you want, ask your boyfriend, or your brother, or your father, or your cousin, or whoever. They’ll probably agree with me, but they wont tell you that, because all guys are liars, right?