Cheating in relationships is sweet and very alluring because it is wrong. Both men and women cheat but men are caught more often because they do not know how to hide their cheating behavior. This article offers tips that will enable men to cheat and never be discovered by their wives or girlfriends. It is for men only!
If you are a woman and are reading this, kindly close the article and read something else. This is a guide that I prepared exclusively for those men who really want to cheat but are afraid of getting caught and therefore live agonizing lives like prisoners serving life sentence or those on death row.
How can you cheat and get away with it?
- Have one phone line and not two – Majority of men who cheat are dumb and often go for multiple phone lines instead of utilizing the one they already have. All you need to do is save the sweetheart at the office as Peter, James or John. If you save them as Karen or Mary and they keep calling, your wife or girlfriend will be suspicious!
- Have two separate email accounts – A man intend on cheating should never have one email account. Yahoo, Gmail, AOL and any other mail server you can think of provides you with an opportunity to create as many email accounts as possible. All you have to do is use one for all your work and related stuff and make sure that your wife or girlfriend has it together with the password. You can go ahead and give the other woman that separate email account. When your wife secretly checks your mails, I know some women do, they will never get you napping.
- Create two facebook or any other social networking accounts – Creating two email accounts or even three is not enough. You need to go a step further and establish multiple facebook pages and add your wife as a friend so that she gets to know ‘everything’ that is going-on on facebook or wherever else. Reserve the other one for the other woman and your boyfriends!
- Never feel guilty of having an affair – It is guilt that often drives a man into revealing his sinful other side whether in dreams or while talking. You like her more than your wife or girlfriend. She is slimmer, supports you in everything, always treats you well and laughs at your crude jokes. She never fakes a headache and is always eager to see you. Why should you feel guilty for having warmed her bed or taken her out for lunch?
- Don’t offer explanations or excuses – Most men are tempted into offering explanations and or excuses when confronted with allegations of cheating. These allegations, more often than not, result out of mere suspicions when you begin acting strange. Offering flimsy excuses and fumbling with explanations only makes matters worse for you can never ever reason with an incensed woman. Just listen to her and put on that stupid smile that men usually wear when pretending to see nothing wrong.
- Never come home late or fail to return – Most cheating men make the mistake of getting home late or failing to return after a love making spree with the other woman. Wrong. When you sleep with another woman, do not take alcohol, do not forget to return home and please remember to use a condom. You don’t have to carry the condoms around because you can get them in every lodging!
- Do not abdicate your responsibility as a father and husband – Most men turn into monsters when seeing another woman, wrong, very wrong. Remain the good husband and father you were before. Pay school fees, help with your children’s homework and bring your family gifts the way you used to. Listen to your wife or girlfriend talking and actively take part in the conversation.
- Do not deny her conjugal rights – You know what I mean. She may be faking headaches or claiming it is that time of the month every time you want to get a little cozy. If your wife suddenly surprises you with a desire for sex, do not repay the long drought she subjected you to by turning down this opportunity, she will only suspect that you are having an affair. Let her fall for your trick by eagerly going for it. Who said one can’t eat vegetables after tasting meat?
- When you are caught, fake having been drugged – When she gets you red handed, don’t say it wasn’t me like the singer Shaggy advises. Simply pretend to pass out because of a drug overdose. It pays to actually pretend that you have fainted. If your wife or girlfriend loves you, she will rain blows on the other woman and immediately call for a taxi or ambulance. Explain to the nurses or doctor what exactly happened and not your wife!
Cheating is sweet and very alluring because society frowns upon it. We all know that cheating is wrong; we all think that cheating is wrong, and that is why it very much appeals to both men and women with men having an edge over women because of complex hormonal interference and the ability to get pregnant. Go ahead and cheat, but use these tips to prevent being caught!
Disclaimer – This entry has been written by a very monogamous man who has never cheated and will never cheat. Don’t blame him when the tips fail!