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How to Cheat and Get Away with It: Tips for Cheating Men

Cheating in relationships is sweet and very alluring because it is wrong. Both men and women cheat but men are caught more often because they do not know how to hide their cheating behavior. This article offers tips that will enable men to cheat and never be discovered by their wives or girlfriends. It is for men only!

If you are a woman and are reading this, kindly close the article and read something else. This is a guide that I prepared exclusively for those men who really want to cheat but are afraid of getting caught and therefore live agonizing lives like prisoners serving life sentence or those on death row.

How can you cheat and get away with it?

  1. Have one phone line and not two – Majority of men who cheat are dumb and often go for multiple phone lines instead of utilizing the one they already have. All you need to do is save the sweetheart at the office as Peter, James or John. If you save them as Karen or Mary and they keep calling, your wife or girlfriend will be suspicious!
  2. Have two separate email accounts – A man intend on cheating should never have one email account. Yahoo, Gmail, AOL and any other mail server you can think of provides you with an opportunity to create as many email accounts as possible. All you have to do is use one for all your work and related stuff and make sure that your wife or girlfriend has it together with the password. You can go ahead and give the other woman that separate email account. When your wife secretly checks your mails, I know some women do, they will never get you napping.
  3. Create two facebook or any other social networking accounts – Creating two email accounts or even three is not enough. You need to go a step further and establish multiple facebook pages and add your wife as a friend so that she gets to know ‘everything’ that is going-on on facebook or wherever else. Reserve the other one for the other woman and your boyfriends!
  4. Never feel guilty of having an affair – It is guilt that often drives a man into revealing his sinful other side whether in dreams or while talking. You like her more than your wife or girlfriend. She is slimmer, supports you in everything, always treats you well and laughs at your crude jokes. She never fakes a headache and is always eager to see you. Why should you feel guilty for having warmed her bed or taken her out for lunch?
  5. Don’t offer explanations or excuses – Most men are tempted into offering explanations and or excuses when confronted with allegations of cheating. These allegations, more often than not, result out of mere suspicions when you begin acting strange. Offering flimsy excuses and fumbling with explanations only makes matters worse for you can never ever reason with an incensed woman. Just listen to her and put on that stupid smile that men usually wear when pretending to see nothing wrong.
  6. Never come home late or fail to return – Most cheating men make the mistake of getting home late or failing to return after a love making spree with the other woman. Wrong. When you sleep with another woman, do not take alcohol, do not forget to return home and please remember to use a condom. You don’t have to carry the condoms around because you can get them in every lodging!
  7. Do not abdicate your responsibility as a father and husband – Most men turn into monsters when seeing another woman, wrong, very wrong. Remain the good husband and father you were before. Pay school fees, help with your children’s homework and bring your family gifts the way you used to. Listen to your wife or girlfriend talking and actively take part in the conversation.
  8. Do not deny her conjugal rights – You know what I mean. She may be faking headaches or claiming it is that time of the month every time you want to get a little cozy. If your wife suddenly surprises you with a desire for sex, do not repay the long drought she subjected you to by turning down this opportunity, she will only suspect that you are having an affair. Let her fall for your trick by eagerly going for it. Who said one can’t eat vegetables after tasting meat?
  9. When you are caught, fake having been drugged – When she gets you red handed, don’t say it wasn’t me like the singer Shaggy advises. Simply pretend to pass out because of a drug overdose. It pays to actually pretend that you have fainted. If your wife or girlfriend loves you, she will rain blows on the other woman and immediately call for a taxi or ambulance. Explain to the nurses or doctor what exactly happened and not your wife!

Cheating is sweet and very alluring because society frowns upon it. We all know that cheating is wrong; we all think that cheating is wrong, and that is why it very much appeals to both men and women with men having an edge over women because of complex hormonal interference and the ability to get pregnant. Go ahead and cheat, but use these tips to prevent being caught!

Disclaimer – This entry has been written by a very monogamous man who has never cheated and will never cheat. Don’t blame him when the tips fail!

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  1. suhail

    On August 22, 2010 at 7:24 am


    lol i dont know i dont intend to cheat but this will come in handy nonetheless as i am already falsely considered to be one.. why not have fun with it !

    Great tips :P

  2. PARAM

    On August 22, 2010 at 7:49 am


    great work…

  3. PSingh1990

    On August 22, 2010 at 7:57 am


    Thanks for share.

  4. zain0077

    On August 22, 2010 at 8:34 am


    Nice work

  5. Likha

    On August 22, 2010 at 8:54 am


    Thanks for these tips Shilaho. Now I will have a pretty good idea if my husband is cheating on me or not. I will never ever show this to him. Fun and informative read.

  6. Starpisces

    On August 22, 2010 at 9:11 am


    hahaha, very good tips to cheat, very creative (first time I hear this praise of cheat).
    The best is reach the peak till nobody know and yet praise non-stop for being a very faithful person.
    We know you are joking, so hope nobody will take it so seriously again.

  7. LoveDoctor

    On August 22, 2010 at 9:41 am


    This is too funny! I am familiar with all of these little tricks.

  8. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 22, 2010 at 11:28 am


    Of course I wasn’t serious Marlene but if you know all these then I should think of a few more tricks. Seems like only ladies are reading this, Star, Marlene, Star and Likha, you cant follow simple instructions!

  9. mo hoyal

    On August 22, 2010 at 11:47 am


    Well Shilaho, I am not proud of what you’ve written in this article. I am a female and I am reading what you wrote here. Maybe you don’t cheat, never will, but just the idea of your condoning it for other men and even giving them hints, tips or ideas has put me off to read much more of what you write, and I love your other articles. When married, I still consider it a sin against your partner-if not your God-so should you believe-and I wouldn’t want a man who dips his wick in another lantern, if you get my meaning! I was sorry to see such an article as this coming from you!

  10. Ruby Hawk

    On August 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm


    I’ll bet, that sounds like an experienced cheater to me. Just kidding Leo, just kidding.

  11. LoveDoctor

    On August 22, 2010 at 1:50 pm


    I know you weren’t serious Leo. I meant that I know what these sneaky devils are up to. (those that cheat). A very well-written and funny post

  12. webseowriters

    On August 22, 2010 at 2:32 pm


    Very interesting, thanks for sharing

  13. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 22, 2010 at 2:52 pm


    Hey Mo Hoyal, I really appreciate your comment. Cheating is so horrifying that I actually felt like teaching women and not men, how their spouses cheat and get away with it. I actually meant this to be a lesson of sorts to my female friends. Have you noticed that men are not responding? I have never cheated and never will but like I say, the desire to get you talking like you just did overrides every other instinct. Triond is too cold and should warm up, don’t you think? Am glad that you are one of my fans. Thank you.

  14. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm


    Help! Help! Ruby, am not a cheat, I don’t know how I will get out of this one,

  15. LoveDoctor

    On August 22, 2010 at 3:56 pm


    Mo hoya, I am part of the Triond writer’s association and I am here to say that this article is not condoning cheating in any way. What he has listed here is the truth. Guys who cheat keep two cell phones handy and even save fake names in their contacts just in case the other woman calls when they are out with their girlfriends. Having two separate email accounts, I do know a guy who is married and has two myspace and facebook accounts. I am sure he is cheating, but I can’t confirm that.

  16. LoveDoctor

    On August 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm


    Ruby is not here and I am your defense attorney Leo. Guys, Leo is married and has a beautiful baby boy. He is not guilty so back off. lol

  17. giftarist

    On August 22, 2010 at 6:14 pm


    I’m about the first person to comment on this article, And I feel like if I post a quite hilarious comment like – “This is pretty useful for me.” – my friends would definitely react and say “you jerk”. So I waited for a few comments first. :D – Just blabbering.

  18. Sharif Ishnin

    On August 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm


    Looking at the number of ladies commenting on this, this plan will simply backfire. You should post this at some remote and secure location the next time Jimmy. ^_^

  19. Emmie

    On August 22, 2010 at 7:56 pm


    Great article here.. and i love the disclaimer at the end too :P

    Emmie

  20. Melinda J

    On August 22, 2010 at 9:25 pm


    Pretty clever, Jimmy. I will keep my thoughts to myself because my Momma told me if I don’t have anything good to say, don’t say nothing. I think I will listen to that warning.

  21. LCM Linda

    On August 22, 2010 at 10:06 pm


    You are a very good observer. :)

  22. Tulan

    On August 22, 2010 at 10:32 pm


    Oh Marlene, Can’t you take a joke dear? Shame on you Leo. Guys are low down enough with out taking lessons.

  23. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 23, 2010 at 2:43 am


    Thank you all for the comments. People are talking, airing their views instead of the usual good post nice share kind of nonsense. Tulan, its good you said shame on Leo and not Shilaho. Shilaho wrote this entry after Leo disappeared from Triond.

  24. rajaryanme

    On August 23, 2010 at 7:44 am


    Ha..ha…nice entry shilaho.

  25. Temjen Imchen

    On August 23, 2010 at 8:08 am


    Interesting articles which stirred some form of heat amongst your fans. I find this sensitizing on all to be wary of this evil. Thanks.

  26. BRENDAKSHELTON

    On August 23, 2010 at 8:13 am


    Well I don’t know how I feel about this one. Well written but I don’t want my husband reading it.

  27. Atanacio

    On August 23, 2010 at 9:13 am


    a very intersting theme

  28. Kankutty

    On August 23, 2010 at 9:35 am


    Well written article.

    Thanks

  29. gaby7

    On August 23, 2010 at 10:18 am


    This will save so many mariages I can assure you Leo, because many African men are very callous with their cheating antics. For instance, if one applies all these tactics, especially, coming home early and not failing in one’s conjugal responsibilities, what else will destabilize a marriage, especially, an African marriage? Great application of thought here!

  30. Phoenix Montoya

    On August 23, 2010 at 10:32 am


    Aww…Better balance everything. You are siding with your own kind lol…. Better write How to Cheat and Get Away with It: Tips for Cheating Women…. Of course, you know I am kidding :P

  31. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 23, 2010 at 11:09 am


    Phoenix, women are already very good at cheating. They don’t need my guidance.

  32. Michal Dorcak

    On August 23, 2010 at 11:43 am


    Nice tips. They might come handy some day. Though, I think I won’t cheat …
    By the way, I agree with what you said about women, they really seem to be very good at cheating …

  33. Anuradha Ramkumar

    On August 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm


    Hey Silaho…I really had a hearty laugh when I read this. I know you don’t cheat then why that byline, my friend.

  34. Jessie Will

    On August 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm


    These are applicable for women as well, who said men only? :)

  35. Skout

    On August 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm


    Very amusing read. It would make a great book. I could it right beside the 1970’s edition of “How to pick up chicks” I found at a flea market. ;)

  36. serowa

    On August 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm


    Wow, happily married man teaching others to cheat. I wonder —-

  37. AgronA

    On August 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm


    lol quite amusing and the responses were too

    i wanted to comment that there isnt any need to cheat for any guys especially ones suffering such things as “living lives like prisoners serving life sentence or those on death row.”
    there is such a thing as divorce! or even better discussing with your wife the benefits of an open relationship!

    all the same very good humour i enjoyed reading it
    if a guy must cheat to get his kicks he must learn to do it well! lol

  38. EricPinola

    On August 23, 2010 at 6:05 pm


    Great post!

    Here is a story………

    In the beginning my wife and I really did not agree on much, we did not like anything remotely similar, and would rarely even converse with one another.

    We both came from broken homes and my parents just passed away when we found out that we were having a daughter. (few months into the sex) So jobless, homeless, and broke strangers (kids 17-24) that were expecting their first child and had to make a decision on what to do. Life was the easy answer; but a life with

    We made a pact to ensure that our daughter (Malia) would have the best life possible; and we would work our butts off to make sure she did not have to experience any of the avoidable hardships that we faced growing up.

    This was TOUGH! We did everything wrong it seemed for awhile to make each other happy. Malia was born in 2002 and we had a room for rent; then a small home, and now we have exceeded all of the major goals along the way and surpassed many of our close friends that were getting married and planning a family the right way. (Thanks be to God)

    Four kids (so far), a few business plans, and a bunch of tongue bitting later………………..we are BEST FRIENDS, I would no sooner cheat on her than I would kill myself. God had a plan that was so much bigger than anything we could have created.

    We make sure to invest constantly in our relationship with marriage classes & workshops through the Church and outside sources. (BoRiNg- but we always smile when we are done)

    We both read books on how to love ourselves, each other, and our children.

    When we are faced with a crisis; we have agreed to sit down and figure it out. We have vowed to God that death do us part; period. It is very hard 95% of the time; but that 5% that seems easy is like winning the lottery over and over again.

    I hope anyone out there will read this and look inward to see if the most special part of their life has not already been standing beside them.

    IF NOT; these are some really good points. I’ll have to dust off that section of my brain so I can add a few more to the list.

    Eric Pinola

    Great comments ladies!

  39. Payge

    On August 24, 2010 at 3:53 am


    Wow!This one hits home more then its comfortable for me.I was someones mistress in my long ago mis-spent youth and heard his lies one after the other.Years later when I left he divorced his wife and I felt lucky to get away from him.If your mates says he loves you and cheats…then he doesnt love you enough.I almost married someome who made cheating a regular part of life and I couldnt base a marriage on that kind of rocky foundation.He made it clear no ring/wife or commitement will stop him so that would make me an unhappy wife.So Im not his wife and has vowed to stay single to avoid being hurt like that again.I dont believe cheating is a good thing and my now ex mate could easily add to your list he is that good at hiding it.But if I ever get into a serious relationship again….I will remember what you wrote and be on the look out for any signs of his cheating.But as we know,wemon cheat as well and hope they dont get pregnate in the process.So from a ex wife times 2 because of cheating and a former mistress of many years….a very open well written article about something that happens more then we think.

  40. bellatwix

    On August 24, 2010 at 4:38 am


    Now I’ll know what to look for :)

  41. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 24, 2010 at 4:47 am


    Thank you everyone. Eric, its good to hear from you again. Am glad you are doing fine.

  42. JB3261

    On August 24, 2010 at 5:48 am


    I find this article very funny and not educational.
    Multiple facebook and email accounts? Really, that’s just crazy. You should make it clear to your wife/girlfriend that your email account is something she should never mess with.

    Second, don’t expose your life on facebook. It’s better to have none then to have many, because someday she will just stumble upon your other facebook account.

    You can come home late and say it was work, friends or simply come back with a rose and say “sorry honey for being late”.

    You clearly never did cheat !!!

  43. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 24, 2010 at 6:43 am


    Hey JB, am not an experienced teacher on cheating, all I wanted was to open up debate on this age old social destabilizer.

  44. nafisa noronha

    On August 24, 2010 at 7:35 am


    Good advice ………..I hope nobody takes it………

  45. nasumbu

    On August 24, 2010 at 7:47 am


    i dont cheat but thats good advice that is to those who cheat

  46. nasumbu

    On August 24, 2010 at 7:49 am


    I dont cheat, but thats good advice that is, to those who cheat

  47. Dukaporax

    On August 24, 2010 at 8:23 am


    really true, i was jst thinking abt this whole think b4 I read ur article

  48. catlord

    On August 24, 2010 at 9:08 am


    amusing, sort of…

  49. strovek

    On August 24, 2010 at 9:42 am


    Interesting.

  50. papaleng

    On August 24, 2010 at 10:42 am


    I can relate to your points. Been a cheater 30 years ago. but Im’ straight now..

  51. 1la2la

    On August 24, 2010 at 11:41 am


    I loved this

  52. Athlyn Green

    On August 24, 2010 at 11:28 pm


    Even if a man is very careful, most women can sense when something is up and they will quietly investigate without tipping off their partner.

    Wouldn’t it be nice if we lived in a world where people had the cojones to just be honest and end a relationship, rather than slinking around behind someone’s back.

    When children are involved, this is even more horrendous.

  53. Jimmy Shilaho

    On August 25, 2010 at 1:33 am


    AshleyApathy, only Shilaho could create such a thing. Am always careful never to be emotionally attached to my writing though it happens at times. Cheating is cruel and crude but it still happens anyway.

  54. overwings

    On August 25, 2010 at 5:43 am


    Funny tips. I don’t think I will take the risk. Too many things can fail.

  55. leno

    On August 25, 2010 at 6:12 am


    woooooooooow,

    first let me say that i do not condone cheating but i do have enough sense of humor to appreciate the wit in this article

    I also see the reverse psychology that the writer used to teach women a thing or two.

    Nice and d disclaimer that ended it was the ideal cap for the article.

  56. achilles2010

    On August 25, 2010 at 6:20 am


    Please do not forget women have sixth sense. No matter how careful you are, you are bound to commit a mistake and get caught. It takes two to make a blunder. If you do not make a mistake while cheating your partner in cheating would and it would surely give you away.

  57. Deborah WalcottGrappie

    On August 25, 2010 at 6:50 am


    cheating… you never do get away with it…. even if you don’t get caught

  58. EWURWM A MITCHEL

    On August 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm


    Gods word,the Bible strongly discourages marital infidelity.And ordinarily, the dangers of infidelity out-weighs its temporary pleasure.cheats run higher risk of contracting HIV/AIDS.stay faithfull to your partner!

  59. Adexolly

    On August 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm


    It is not good to cheat on someone because if you do, the reward is waiting for you in heaven. I love the reading.

  60. yes me

    On August 25, 2010 at 9:03 pm


    cheers

  61. wythe25

    On August 25, 2010 at 11:00 pm


    I don’t find this entertaining at all.
    My parents divorced almost 6 years ago, which put me through hell. This is offensive to me. Cheating is the reason my parents got a divorce. My dad couldn’t keep it in his pants.

  62. OtoyaCasanova

    On August 26, 2010 at 12:34 am


    Tiger Woods should take notes from you…harharhar

  63. Kankutty

    On August 26, 2010 at 5:42 am


    Hi Jimmy, I read your article, I showed it to my wife too. You know what she told me. Better be careful I am going to keep watch on you from now on.

  64. Anj M

    On August 26, 2010 at 1:09 pm


    Last line was the clincher.

  65. writergirl77

    On August 26, 2010 at 1:24 pm


    lol.. nice

  66. fwejjrf

    On August 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm


    stupid n*gg*rs always want to mess up the world with sins

  67. mo hoyal

    On August 26, 2010 at 6:27 pm


    Eric Pinola you are one hell of a good man, and a gentleman at that!
    This read got to the Hot Content list which makes me wonder about what Triond wants, but now with all the controversy I see that Shilaho has gotten a lot of comments which is very good! I don’t hold anything against him, consider him part of my Triond family but was shocked to see an article like this coming from him and guess I missed the point????

  68. mo hoyal

    On August 26, 2010 at 6:30 pm


    And stupid fwejjrf,
    You do not belong here! This is the first time I’ve ever called anyone on Triond stupid, but you are and you are out of place with your comment! I hope others will agree!

  69. Jewelstar

    On August 27, 2010 at 12:46 am


    hahahaha…rofl I could not stop laughing. Great tips! I’ll tell my husband about it, incase he would want to cheat me. :)

  70. SharifaMcFarlane

    On August 27, 2010 at 1:14 am


    @fwejjrf,
    You obvoiusly lack respect for yourself.
    Clean up your mind.

  71. SharifaMcFarlane

    On August 27, 2010 at 1:18 am


    Jimmy,
    I think if someone is unhappy, they should talk to their partner about it.

  72. SharifaMcFarlane

    On August 27, 2010 at 1:22 am


    @fwejjrf,
    You obviously lack respect for yourself.
    Clean up your mind.

  73. silentbob14

    On August 27, 2010 at 11:05 am


    Good one ;]

  74. Aiyanna

    On August 28, 2010 at 12:58 am


    Made a very interesting read but will reserve my comments on this topic…

  75. Percy

    On August 28, 2010 at 4:35 am


    hala… cheating will always be unmasked anytime hahahahaha..Can you get away from it?

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