Seven Girlie Things That Men Would Have Fun Doing

Pull Each Other’s Hair in a Fight

Women do it all the time, it’s a very useful activity indeed as it instantly renders the opposition unable to move. This would prove indispensable in a game of football (soccer) when men are happily prancing around the field in their designer shorts. Someone pushes the player who’s got the ball, tripping him up and causing him to lose control and land on his hand, upsetting the manicure on his divine fingers. Of course there is no person on earth who’d say that the perpetrator, million pounds purchase or not, doesn’t deserve to have his gelled pony-tail slyly yanked by the other players.

Hair pulling is a very handy move and has proved indispensable in female fights. It is surprising that this has not yet caught on in the man-sweat arena. Pulling each other’s hair would be a wise tactic to introduce into testosterone-angry sport. The Beckhams and Henrys of the football field could make use of this when the ref is otherwise busy. It would be especially beneficial in rugby in the midst of the scrum.

Rugby players all over the world would come out of this tight, intimate, muscle-bag meeting with handfuls of man hair. The All Blacks in particular would be perfect targets for this since their team is made up of players who have somehow managed to hold on to a large proportion of the world’s remaining man head-hair.

Pulling each other’s hair is definitely something men need to take up. If it’s good enough for us, it is more than good enough for them. After all, aren’t cat-fights the most renowned and enjoyable fights in the world.

Wear a Dress to Work

Trousers are so overrated and sooo yesterday. Nowadays, millions of men all over the world are turning up their fluff-filled noses at heavy, manual, muscle-tearing jobs, in exchange for the types of roles for which you have to wear perfume to work. They are beginning to understand that being fashionable and “with it” is not only for women, it’s also for them. Trousers are dull and only come in at most 4 standard colours.

Think of the fun men would have deciding what dress to wear, sleeves or not, strappy or no strap at all (yowza!). When there is a little arranging to be done, they can just simply take a big step, a jump, or a nice long leg stretch. This would mitigate all the over-the-top arranging and holding themselves in public, especially men who work in catering.