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The Importance of Male Grooming

by AndAnotherThing in Men, September 24, 2008

Wilma Proops, Agony Aunt to the Stars, takes it upon herself to tell men about the importance of male grooming, back and crack and other procedures.

I have met the issue of male grooming head on – someone had to – and my awareness campaign, funded by Dick Pringle – the millionaire, new chef on the celebrity block – has reached many men who would otherwise be unaware of the importance of male grooming.  The campaign cost £1million GBP but, as Dick remarked at the campaign debrief

“If only one man has become a groomer – it’ll be money well spent”

So, if you are an ungroomed male, why should you start grooming?  The answer is simple – grooming will increase your attractiveness mark ten-fold.  Typically a man who doesn’t groom scores a mark of 20-25.  The same man groomed scores 200-250.  What more proof is needed of the importance of male grooming?

Being well groomed requires:

Being clean, taking showers daily, ensuring one’s teeth are brushed, flossed and our breath is fresh.  Hair should be washed and conditioned and trimmed every other week.  Manicures and pedicures should be had weekly.  Eyebrows should not be too bushy (consult with a stylist about the best way for you to wear them).  In the case of overly hairy men, a “back and crack” wax every month is definitely called for. 

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  1. Once Smelly

    On October 6, 2008 at 6:54 am


    I am the man!

  2. Gavin G Hack

    On October 18, 2008 at 6:35 pm


    Do I know you?

  3. longhair

    On February 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm


    I wear my hair long, and it is well groomed too.

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