What Goes on in The Male Mind

     There are four things at all times in the average male mind. I will describe each thing in detail, and I would like everyone to remember, these are my opinions and almost facts… kinda. But without further to do, I give you the list. Remember, there’s no particular order, but they have all crossed my mind. Therefor the male mind.

1. Funny words. What do I mean? I mean words like “penis”, “poop”, “sphincter”, “Kanye West”, and many more.

2. Sex, whether it be with a girl or guy(or a sheep if they’re into that sort of thing). It will always be there, maybe even in a form of a joke. An example would be: 
Dustin: ”Hey Bill, how’s it hanging?”
Bill: “Down and to the left dude”

3. Food and money, guys like food and money. We love food. We think money is great… to buy food. Men love snacks. We think about whats going to be for dinner before we even have breakfast.

4. Fourth is… Um… I forgot, I was thinking of a sex joke involving cookies and a sphincter, but that shows how much males think.

Now, please consider this is for humor, but also slightly true. But of course many men are mature and think about words except penis. But if your a girl and want to know what’s on the male mind, ask a question, and you shall receive an answer.