Why Men Should Keep Their Clothes on
by Many men need little reason to shed their clothing. A little sunshine and whoosh! However, they do not realize – in many cases – that their semi-nudity can sometimes engender not quite the emotions that they supposed. They may feel that it’s worth it but here are a few ‘becauses’ – together with photographic proof – that beg to differ.
Just Because: Really, Just BECAUSE
Some things are so wrong that there is not need to give any sort of detailed explanation for the inadvertent gag reflex that just took place. No wonder that the more some women see men, the more they admire dogs. Sure, this picture was tongue in cheek, wasn’t it? Please, tell us it was.
Because Surf isn’t Up
Jean Muir once said “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.” How true. That beach bum you married twenty years ago took the ‘beach’ out of his job description many years ago. One plain fact here, though, when you are a head hider, the wind will always find you.
Because Men Just Have to Scratch
They just have to itch. They can’t help it; it is all to do with the hard-wiring, the hunter gatherer instincts, the male mentality and usually poor hygiene. They say that behind every successful man is a surprised woman but behind this guy was a photographer giggling like a mad thing. It has to be stated quite clearly here that men, speedos and wedgies are the E, the M and the C squared of the swimwear world. Buy a pair for your man at your own peril.
Because a Pair of Speedos a Go-Go Boy Doesn’t Make
In their mind they look like a combination of Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. In reality they quite often are, but a slightly different combination than they imagine. Brad’s acne scars, Arnold’s social skills and Mickey’s pot belly. But be sweet, ladies. You may not be disarmed by compliment, but men always are. Leave them to their fantasies, but tell them to put their clothes back on.
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Mischa M.
On April 28, 2009 at 11:36 am
This article totally voiced my opinion about men and speedos. I don’t care how hot you think your body is, I don’t need to see that! Also, the political reason was probably my favorite.
David Irvine
On April 28, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Loved the macho man one. Great read and pics.
Ahmad J.
On April 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm
The last one was hilarious.
Very well done, and quite humorous.
Ayoesr
On April 28, 2009 at 7:35 pm
great post. It is funny….is there any post like this ?
Anne Lyken Garner
On April 29, 2009 at 2:08 am
Super work. I don’t spend much time on Triond these days, but it’s still nice to come in and see there’s some good stuff around.
LJ Ogolo
On April 29, 2009 at 3:07 am
This ideology is an erroneous one. It sounds feminist to me. Is it women who are meant to take their clothes off? The man is not just a creator to control the vibrator of the lawn, or just another beer-drinking, Television addict; he is worth more than that. The woman on the other hand is not just a sex symbol, but a helpmeet, a supporter, a pillar and a mother. All this discrimination against sex makes me sick pleaaaaaaaaase.
Jan Daniel
On April 29, 2009 at 3:45 am
Its great to have a laugh. I thoroughly enjoyed the pictures and your comical thoughts about them.
dramae
On April 29, 2009 at 4:16 am
this is really funny stuff, but truthful in a way..
alfaleader
On April 29, 2009 at 7:53 am
haha, realy funny. I totally agree with you!
LOVELY HONEY
On April 29, 2009 at 9:16 am
too good but if men do not bare how else will they perform and why deprive women….?????
TheExperience
On April 29, 2009 at 11:43 am
great xD
Julie Kovacs
On April 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Extrememly funny! Loved it!
Jack Alexander
On April 29, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Seen a few ‘ladies’ in my 60 years. I think the same might apply to many of them. And I know why they invented bags that can’t be seen through, and how many some females should wear at a time on their heads. On the other hand, I’ve seen whole body condoms that some men should wear so they can’t f*** the world up anymore…
belleking
On April 30, 2009 at 10:25 am
love the way you use pictures,very funny thanks needed a pick me up..
kamlesh786
On April 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm
its too funny and somehow true
tingtingyang
On April 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
This made me and my husband laugh. Great way to give people a laugh. Thanks
Disciple J.C.
On April 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm
This article is very bias in the favor of women. Not only did you only look at all the negatives of men, but you also failed to include women in this little equation. Now I will give you so much as to what you have said is generally true, but never always. and even though it is true, it is not all ways the thoughts of the majority. But I will be the first to admit that majority is not always right. Overall good Job. And look forward to reading more from you.
Joel Whitney
On April 30, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Shirts are evil, men should not wear them.
ShelliLynn
On May 1, 2009 at 12:19 am
This is hilarious!=D Nicely put.
JazzyCupcake
On May 1, 2009 at 5:54 am
LOLZ!
SOOOOOO TRUE!
timmead
On May 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
As do women! hahahaha
CutestPrincess
On May 13, 2009 at 12:51 am
a very impressive piece…
Virginia Wolfe
On May 19, 2009 at 7:59 am
pretty funny. thanks for the morning laugh!!!
Milton H Peebles III
On May 19, 2009 at 10:06 am
yeeeeeesh ~ I think I gonna have to go thru my photos before I have grandkids. LOL
flowing
On May 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm
please forgive the spelling but this was bloody brilliant thank you for making a a sad person feel happy todayxx
Caroline1957
On May 20, 2009 at 3:59 am
Good fun, enjoyed reading it.
B Nelson
On May 27, 2009 at 8:53 am
This is the most disgustingly hideous link I have ever seen… please RJ make it stop!!!
Mark Gordon Brown
On May 27, 2009 at 8:59 am
no comment.
C Von Doom
On May 30, 2009 at 9:12 am
This is ABSOLOUTELY hilarious! Lmao.
AnneMorand
On June 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I loved it ! You made my day !
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