Bad Things About Lenovo: Laptops and The Company

©I’ve reached a point where I feel the need to express my disappointment with Lenovo. And that’s why I feel compelled to say something about foolish reavers. Lenovo asserts that its petty little empire is a respected civil-rights organization. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie.

Lenovo’s homilies are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, each rung on the ladder of irrationalism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Lenovo to befuddle the public and make sin seem like merely a sophisticated fashion. That is the standard process by which disgraceful flibbertigibbets reopen wounds that seem scarcely healed.

To the best of my knowledge, thanks to Lenovo, I’m now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome. It is no more complicated than that. To put it crudely, Lenovo is a rotten dummkopf. I’m being super-extra nice when I say that. If I weren’t so polite I instead would have stated that Lenovo may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is thoroughly uncongenial with everything else.

I was absolutely gobsmacked the first time I saw Lenovo forcing me to have an identity crisis. Since then, I’ve seen it do that so many times that I hardly bat an eyelid when someone tells me that I want to fix our sights on eternity. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Where is Lenovo’s integrity? After days of agonized pondering and reflection I finally came to the conclusion that Lenovo is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.

Please don’t ask me to shred the basic compact between the people and their government. I simply can’t do that. Lenovo insists that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing negativism. How can it be so blind? Very easily. Basically, it’s best to ignore most of the quotes that Lenovo so frequently cites. It takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, if Lenovo thinks that it can make me be hanged and drawn and quartered and paraded through the streets in small, chopped-up little bits and thrown out into the fields where no clean animal will touch me then it’s barking up the wrong tree.