Aliens

In the papers the other day there was another story of some white trash american redneck called scruffy or sloppy or something like that claiming he had been abducted by aliens and guess what they did? Anal probes, interrogations or  operations? No they offered him a beer. Not an alien beer or a foreign beer but a regular “Lone Star” that can be bought anywhere in America. Now how would aliens get an american beer? I bet they just walked in to the first Wall-mart and bought a six pack.  Like every other claim there is no photographic evidence so i really do not believethat anything like that happened but surely we cant be alone. No one actually knows how big the universe is so how can we be the only living things? Maybe there are aliens with flying saucers out there somewhere but i highly dought it. Its likely that if there are aliens then they are either just as technologically advanced or possibly less, so they cant have flying saucers or anal probes or magic lights that can lift you into the ship either that or the only other life in the universe is animals or bacteria.

And why do alien “pictures” always look the same. Aliens, ghosts, Bigfoot, the lochness monster every picture of them is either out of focus, through mist or like the one above just a load of nonsense and faked. If aliens are supposed to have superior intelligence why cant they speak English? or tell when a camera is on them? surely if they wanted people to know about them then they would just land in London and say hello and if they didn’t want people to know about them kill or erase the memory of anyone that sees them?