Are Trolls Responsible for The Swine Flu?

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What does a troll enjoy?

A troll enjoys bulling poor little people who can’t defend themselves. You must know that trolls are at least four times as big an human. 
In the old days they went to the people’s houses and pulled the roof off their house and then played with the inhabitants as if they were dolls. Nowadays trolls aren’t that fearless anymore. In nowadays they hide in their holes and sit behind their laptops sending spams, insulting emails and post replies to forums which upset and hurt people.

Why does a troll do this?

A troll is actually a very insecure creature, who has nothing better to do than bully. Grown up in a family of big bullies, remember they are at least four times as big as us, they develop a brain disorder called Trollilitus. Scientist Vladimir Solimidov, Boris Vladivostok from Uzbekistan and Joseph Thumsup from the USA are currently doing research in a remote area in Afghanistan, to find out whether there is a connection between an troll’s desire to junk food and their bad behaviour. To thus far the scientists have discovered that the condition is inherited and that trolls are in fact very lonely creatures, as they have no real friends, only their bully friends.

Where do trolls come from?

Trolls originally come from Norway, but with all the modern transport available they were able to travel the world ever since the invention of the automobile and aeroplane. They actually have their own transport, however most people mistake these for UFOs.

Are the trolls responsible for the Swine flu?

The team of researchers in Afghanistan is highly suspicion that the trolls are indeed responsible for the virus.

What can you do?

The best thing to do when a troll attacks, that is when it sends emails, or post foul replies on forums, is to ignore him. However some trolls can be quite determent, but the more attention you give them, the more their condition is fed. By ignoring them, they will eventually move away and will than try to find another victim.

As for the Swine flu; Always was your hands after you’ve been to the toilet and after you sneezed. And don’t leave those dirty hanky’s laying around every where.

What should you never do?

You should never use the same language or worse language than trolls, the danger exist that you might convert into a troll yourself. Yes their are many people who have fallen into this trap. This occurred for the first time in 1966, when the troll race threatened to die out. Young children and babies were stolen by the trolls and brainwashed by them, later they were sent back to their parents and they grey up as normal human beings.