Ask an Alien Being a Question
by Okay, so aliens have landed on earth. You get to ask one face to face a few questions. Or, they have appeared on the Jerry Springer show or Jeremy Kyle show. What questions would you ask?
Headline news: Alien beings have landed and claim they are not going to blow us all up.
Okay, so alien beings have landed on earth. After all the fear and hype surrounding their arrival, you suddenly have the chance to interview these visitors from another world.
Now think about this for a moment. Most of the questions asked would be no doubt broadcast over the television and radio stations. Such questions would be “How long did it take you to travel?” and “Have you guys found the cure for cancer?”.
Of course there would be many other scientific based questions and health related queries we would all be eager to get answers to.
But think outside the box. Ask yourself what other questions you may pose for our friendly (we hope) and cute looking aliens.
Here are some “bizarre” and fun questions we could ask if we had the chance:
1. Have you guys ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?
2. Is anal sex allowed on your world?
3. Do your females prefer a big one or are they all liars like the women here on earth?
4. Do you all listen to Justin Beiber?
5. Do you guys have traffic lights at each interstellar worm hole?
6. Have you ever had group sex and if so has any of you male aliens mistook another male alien for a female? (ouch)!
7. Do you practice safe sex on your world?
8. Have you ever watched Eastenders and then wanted to commit suicide?
9. Who is the sexiest alien on your world?
10. Do condoms exist on your planet?
11. Are your police crooked?
12. If you lot robbed a bank, do you just beam out the money or do you do it the old fashioned earth way and have a guy hanging outside looking guilty as hell in a smoking old hot rod?
13. Do your schools have anti-bullying laws?
14. Would you adopt Pamela Anderson?
15. If so, would you like to probe her?
16. Oh….and what with? wink wink.
17. Do you have gay aliens?
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Post Commentgirishpuri
On February 17, 2012 at 1:43 am
interesting
Rosettaartist1
On February 17, 2012 at 2:35 am
crazy.. ha ha, and different.
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Thell Stars
On February 17, 2012 at 5:20 am
nice information
Kimberly Martin
On February 17, 2012 at 5:56 am
Very imaginative! I love it.
webseowriters
On February 17, 2012 at 8:25 am
let some Alien to read this post
sloanie
On February 17, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Is Elvis really living on the Moon?
Thanks for this spaced-out info.
thestickman
On February 18, 2012 at 7:19 am
Cute. Funny.
-My question would tide towards the serious matter of assuming their culture somehow is/was somehow parallel to ours, how did they manage to survive their technological adolescence without blowing themselves up or strangling their world to death before they became spaceborne and thus, (likely) no longer wholly dependant upon their homeworld for survival?
thestickman
On February 18, 2012 at 7:22 am
…and then I’d ask if they have an ointment to relieve the pain & embarrassing itch of hemorrhoidal Klingons? This Preparation-H just ain’t getting it done…
Prometheus Ridley Scott
On February 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm
If I run into an alien I will ask for you, Stickman! As for Elvis…he pops up everywhere.