Could You be the Child of an Alien Abductee?
by There are many tales of alien abduction and experiments conducted inside space vehicles. Some of these are quite detailed and even plausible but I don’t think I’m quite ready to get myself a thought screening helmet. Not just yet, anyway.
It doesn’t matter whether you consider alien abduction stories to be true stories, or the product of confused and deluded minds, they still continue. There are some pretty convincing tales around and there are even websites dedicated to this phenomenon.
If you suffer from sleepless nights worrying that if you do actually fall asleep, you might be visited by another species and abducted, you are not alone. Maybe you are concerned about receiving telepathic messages from our extraterrestrial neighbours, or you just want to stop them continuing to use you for experimental purposes.
The answer to your problem is on this website. A thought screening helmet will prevent aliens from controlling your mind. It will actually block the signals. Step by step instructions for making your own helmet are given here. The design has been used by ex-abductees for over nine years and it works, or so it says on the site.
Don’t believe this? Think it’s all for cooks and headcases? Well, there’s more.
If you have ever been told that you are strange or unusual and felt that you didn’t fit in or perhaps discovered secret powers which are outside your own control, you may be the product of ‘exoterraninterbreeding’.
You really should have a quiet chat with your parents and ask them if there were any paranormal circumstances that may have led to your birth.
You could ask around and get some answers, make yourself a screening helmet, or visit ‘Wheretruthlies’ to see if you can identify with others of your species, but perhaps it might be wiser just to keep your suspicions to yourself until you are certain of the facts.
There are those out there who are already certain but, personally, I think I need to do a bit more research first, before I make myself a protective helmet and start accusing my parents of having illicit affairs with extraterrestrial beings.
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Post CommentSandra A Flowers
On May 12, 2009 at 10:37 am
I like it, I thought a homemade aluminum foil hat did the trick,,
Louie Jerome
On May 12, 2009 at 10:40 am
It probably will, Sandra, but you will never know until they come to get you! Can you risk doing it on the cheap? LOL
Uma Shankari
On May 12, 2009 at 11:17 am
Enjoyed reading it so much. Fun reading, really.
Simon Belmont
On May 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm
wow interesting article
Christine Ramsay
On May 12, 2009 at 12:28 pm
That was great. It has got me thinking.
Christine
Betty Carew
On May 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Wow Louie it certainly is food for thought maybe that’s my problem lol lol. Excellent read , funny
Patrick Bernauw
On May 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Could really digg this one!
C Jordan
On May 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm
As I see it Louie there is only one way that exoterraninterbreeding can work on earth, and I am rather surprised at your sexist attitude. Us blokes are not allowed on other planets for a night out, but you girls are allowed a bit of”Twinkle Twinkle, litte star” at home?
Katien
On May 12, 2009 at 1:51 pm
It has got me wondering – it could account for a lot!
Joanne Olivieri
On May 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Describes me to a tee or is it tea?
Cranky Media guy
On May 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm
OK, are you people who say that this article has you thinking kidding? There isn’t a single fact in it, so what exactly is it you’re “thinking” about?
The gullibility of some of my fellow humans amazes me at times.
clay hurtubise
On May 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I’m not, but my parent’s were!
Thanks,
clay
lunahybrid
On May 12, 2009 at 7:34 pm
It was funny and fun-good writing!
Anne McNew
On May 12, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I enjoyed reading it. great post.
Nisha
On May 12, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Ha ha.. wow!!! your creative mind is a commendable work of art
i oloved the article.. short though it was.. nice pics… do u really believe in this?
Glynis Smy
On May 13, 2009 at 12:44 am
A great fun, yet thought provoking article, I have a question to set before my parents! Poor cranky media guy has had his sense of humour removed by them obviously ;0
George W Whitehead
On May 13, 2009 at 1:50 am
This was fun o Earthling. Now take me to your leader!
Louie Jerome
On May 13, 2009 at 3:09 am
Of course I believe it all!! LOL
Cranky Media Guy is seriously challenged where humour and fun are concerned. He obviously isn’t aware that everything you read on the internet is true!
Judy Sheldon
On May 13, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Louie, I’m with you. A little levity is needed at times.
Darlene McFarlane
On May 13, 2009 at 10:37 pm
This was a very enjoyable read, Louie. However, I was disappointed to learn that my aluminum helmet will no longer do the trick.
BTW, the meaning of gullible is one who has easily been deceived or tricked. I think you did a splendid job with #12.
Great work as usual!
goodselfme
On May 14, 2009 at 1:13 am
I am convinced that I have met someone who thinks this way. They never convinced me in 22 years of trying. Well done article, my friend.
Daisy Peasblossom
On May 16, 2009 at 7:09 pm
LOL, Louie! I have no doubt that my origins are terrestrial…however, I’m not so sure about some of the neighbors.
Fun article.
R J Evans
On May 17, 2009 at 9:33 am
Funny stuff!