Elvis Presley Found Alive on Mars
by A fiction newspaper article on Elvis presley being found alive.
Fake County Daily Times
February 12, 2008
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Elvis is found Alive!!!! on Mars!!!
Huston – In fact, The King was spotted on Mars, when NASA’s Mars explorer Spirit was doing a scan, on November 27th, 2007.
But how could it be possible that he ended up on Mars? CBS news states, “Bloggers have compared this blown up image to the Rodin Thinker, Bigfoot, Mermaid in Copenhagen’s harbor, and even to the missing garden gnomes.” CCDT did further research on Elvis himself to figure out this mystery.
Shocking information was revealed January 19th, 2008 by his father Vernon Presley. Vernon had the complete autopsy report sealed and not to be opened until 2027, 50 years after Elvis’s “death”. He told us some stuff that was in it so we could find out more on Elvis’s whacky appearance. It included that Elvis was on an overdose of drugs: codeine, Valium, morphine, and Demerol.
Going back to the hospital where he was pronounced “dead”, we find pictures of a green goo trail leading out the window and to a crop circle, drawn in the grass, that disappears. This all leads up to Martians invading Earth and kidnapping Elvis, before the doctor came in, and replaced his body with a clone.
This cloned “Elvis” was buried in Forest Hill but then moved to Meditation Garden in Graceland.
All of you Elvis lovers out there, there may be hope by bringing his body back home in 2037.
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