Norway Spiral Mystery ” The Truth”!!

Recently, over Norway there was an extravagant show put on for the people looking into the night sky. A blueish twirling of light then what looked like an explosion. This has scientists and those “alien prone” rednecks thrown into chaos. It really is a mystery of what it is, scientists haven’t given us an answer yet but they say it was probably a German missile/rocket that got out of control and exploded into the sky. I say not likely accidental if that’s the case. Come on this is the military they don’t have these sort of accidents and they don’t randomly launch of missiles. Now for the alien people, really who knows? If it was an alien it looked like it exploded in the air so now they can stop worrying because it looks like we are now safe! Other supposedly optional excuses is that it was a “fire ball asteroid” ? Or an old satellite falling to earth. I would say no. Not possible the direction in which it flies is across the sky not in a falling motion. But i have a theory, not a big one but probably closer to the truth than any of these so called professionals. Ok come on people we have seen this before, what is the world coming to? You used to wish on it every time you saw it , aww spark your memory a bit? I believe this UFO is indeed a falling star, but not necessarily falling more like flying. You see these stars fall across space every day and i think that this one was the lucky one and landed in our atmosphere and that’s why it disappears is because its made of burning gas and it technically burned itself out. The reason its not enormous is because while it was burning it shrank i believe we don’t know this already about these “falling stars” is because there so far away when they happen but this one was close. It’s funny one little burning rock and the surrounding countries start to think of war. I take sheer enjoyment in shredding these little problems our world has, so now that its over can we please lower gas prices and maybe fix the economy a bit eh?