Zombies

Zombies:

To be blunt-zombies are creepy. They rise from the grave and eat people. Or they have a disease that was mutated from mad cow disease ( zombieland ). But what are the facts?  Maybe there was a man who was a leper and was rabid. A peasant may have mistaken him for one of the undead and he was probably rotting and foaming at the mouth, and trying to bite the peasant ( maybe ). He would then maybe have become infected by disease, or mabye even eaten.

  Werewolves:

Everyone knows about werewolves. Transforms at the full moon, goes on an unstoppable rampage, can only be killed by a silver bullet, but is it true? Well to tel you the truth, werewolves (or lycans) are real, or at least in a way. There is a Mexican family that has a rare genetic mutation that makes them grow hair all over their bodies, go crazy and try to eat people and grow claws at regular intervals. I know it sounds impossible but its true. Its called: The Werewolf disease. How Predictable.

Mummies:

Now you can’t tell me you haven’t heard of mummies. You know the ones, rise from the tomb, suck the life out of people untill their dead and are wraped in toilet paper? Well fact is there nuthin more than evil spirits posesing their dead body from 4000 years ago. Period

Vampires:

Vampires. You know the ones. Transform into bats, can’t go out in the sun or will die and their trademark saying is : “I vant to suck ur blood”. Oh yeah, they like to sleep coffins all day. Well the were probably goths and were a bit funny in the head and drank blood like water. Weirdoes. Ok thats all for now. See you later.