A Big D State of Mind: Apologies to Jay-z and Alicia
Bid D little a double l a doesn’t cut it anymore. Try this in the style of Empire State of Mind as so wonderfully performed by Jay-Z and Ms. Keyes.
A Big D State of Mind.
(Jay Z part)
Yeah,
Yeah, I’m uppa da museums
Man you gotta see’um
Homo erectus
Next to the cactus
Even baby jesus riding on T-Rexus
Baby Dolls, strip joints
Next to the Baptists
Super church
Prayer mills,
Meth stills,
Rodeos and stick-ups
Everybody packin’ heat
And shootin’ from their pickups
(Alicia Chorus)
In Dallllasss
There’s so many Lexus
You don’t know you’re in Texas
In Dallllasssss
This town will entrance you
Its surgeons enhance you
Big hair will surprise you
The food supersize you
(Jay Z)
Hangin with the Cowboys
One of the city joys
Football nation
Hood’s foundation
Tailgaters getting’ high teachin’ the creation
Textbooks, sex books,
All mixed together
Tacos, nacos
Rockers, and some thespians
Went Obama in a big way
And for a sheriff whose a lesbian
(Alicia Chorus)
Now you’re in Dalllllasss
We’re not all just zombies
Opies got two mommies
Let’s hear it for Dallas.
You suffer no pain here
If your name’s Hussein here
You’ll feal really nifty
In your Ford 150.
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