Celebrity Voicemails
by Ever wonder what celebrities say on their outgoing voicemail messages? Here is what a few just might sound like.
Kanyae West: This is Kanyae. I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy interrupting the outgoing message on Taylor Swift’s machine. Please don’t leave a message. I only like the sound of my voice.
David Hasselhoff: Hi, this is Dave. I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m catching a ride to rehab with Amy Winehouse. Yeah, ol’ Davey got into the Smirn-hoff again. Leave a message at the sound of the cork popping.
Howie Mandell: Hey, this is Howie. I’m not here right now. I’m in a meeting with Monty Hall to promote our new show “Let’s Make A Deal Or No Deal.” Leave your message at the sound of the briefcase closing.
Bernie Medoff: This is Bernie Medoff’s residence. I can’t come to the phone right now. I’ll get back to you in about one hundred-fifty years. Please leave a message at the sound of “Ka-ching.”
David Lettermen: Hi this is Dave. I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy having sex with the crew from “The Big Bang Theory.” How ironic is that? Leave a message at the sound of the condom snapping.
Those are just a few of what you might hear if you ever got your hands on a celebrity phone book. It sure beats calling them and asking if they have Prince Albert in a can.
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