“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”

Now we pretty much know that Tiger Woods had at least one Mistresss and possibly more. Hmmmm, Crouching Tiger indeed!

The question is whether Elin Woods is in fact the Hidden Dragon in all of this. Did she whack him with a golf club? Did she chase him out of the house and bash in the windows of his SUV? Did she (as some reports claim), break his cell phone and do other damage inside the vestibule of their home?

Another question is will the prenup between the Tiger and the Dragon be renegotiated and was Rachel Uchitel paid off thus canceling her press conference? Gloria Allred is no crouching or hidden anything; she is more like a raging bull. I would assume that she has taken Rachel firmly by the hand and guided her to the “Show me the money” place that many women have gone too before her.

Tiger is worth a great deal of money and can probably afford to part with a large chunk of it without losing too much sleep. Actually, it has also been reported that Tiger has a sleep problem and may have been taking sleep medication right before his accident. His neighbor, who arrived at the scene right after the crash claims that Tiger was “snoring”. Was he under the influence of Ambien or some other medication that would have caused him to fall asleep at the wheel while crashing into various objects, or is Tiger a great golfer but a very bad driver?

Speaking of drivers, Jesper Parnevik who introduced Elin and Tiger suggested that Elin use a “Driver” next time if she feels the need to play golf on Tiger’s personal course.  I tend to agree with him even though I usually abhor violence.

I doubt that we will ever know the truth about what really went on between Tiger and his wife but I’m pretty sure that we will hear lots of details about what went on between him and the other women. Perhaps that’s not really fair to Tiger and in order to protect his “brand” he must keep quiet about the sordid details of his not so private life. Perhaps he has lost the right to keep those details quiet due to his indiscretions or personal sins that he referred too in his recent statement.

As I stated in an earlier article I don’t like Tiger Woods. I have no qualms about discussing the recent scandal that he brought upon himself.

Whether it be a Governor or a famous Athlete, I have no sympathy for cheaters. They put themselves into situations where they become fodder for the various tabloids so I feel free to jump right in and add my two cents.

Two cents won’t buy you much but a billion dollars will…….fore.

Watch out for oncoming golf balls……and clubs too!!