Disney Actor Arrested on Morals Charges After Thousands of Complaints

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A long time Disney character actor was arrested on morals charges this morning after numerous complaints had been filed with several Southern California law enforcement agencies.

The well Known Screen actor will be arraigned tomorrow morning in front of judge Judy.Donald Duck refused to answer when this reporter asked him about the 1000 indecent exposure charges against him. He pulled his sailor shirt over his head as he waddled passed the camera’s.

An un-named source told us that Mr. Duck refuses to wear pants and has been parading around in nothing but a sailor hat, shirt and his tail feathers for as long as he can remember.He also said that he believes Donald Ducks girlfriend, Daisy should be in jail too since Daisy also runs around bottomless.

When close friend Mickey Mouse was told about the arrest of his longtime friend and fellow Disney cohort, he said, “Donald doesn’t belong in jail. He needs to go to Celebrity Re- hab.” Mickey also said he is standing by his friend.and will give him whatever support he needs. However when asked if he will be posting the bail for Donald, Mickey replied “heck no! That guy is quackers! How do I know if he’ll show up for court or not. He better call Goofy for the bail money because no one else is gonna do it.” Minny Mouse was a bit embarrased when asked if it was true that her good friend Daisy was also in the habit of not wearing any clothing other then a blouse and hat. She politely declined to answer.

We will be following this story closely. It could open up more information about some of the Disney Stars If Donald decides he’s not taking the rap alone.

Donald during happier times

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