Often you feel like talking to a person you just met on the bus, at the coffee shop, or on other kind of occasion. You talked to them not because you are lonely but you were just being friendly. These people that you talked to might have not felt the same way. Somehow, they got the wrong idea that you were interested in them and could not wait to ask them out for a date. The reason was that these people are idiot egomaniacs!!!

Usually, I did not want to correct them because I wanted to satisfy their pathetic egos. Why disrupt a person’s wishful thinking? I am not that cruel. My innocent act of friendliness has turned into a crush. How amusing! It was as if a sign engraved into their forehead saying, “You have a crush on me, don’t you? You are drooling all over me.”

Sometimes, during the conversation, all of the sudden a phrase like “I am married” popped out from nowhere. Especially when there was no wedding band on your finger, they could sense the vibes right the way. They then rolled their eyes to transmit the signal of your “desperate” act to their friends standing next to them.

As a writer, I am interested in talking to strangers to learn things from them and use these materials for my writing topics. However, instead of getting valuable information, I got all kind of ridiculous psychoanalysis from these egomaniacs. Not only that I thought they are pathetic creatures but I also found their actions rude and repulsive…