European Starlings are Takeing Over America

Thanks to a bunch of Shakespeare fanatics America is stuck with possibly the most  costly, annoying, noisy, dirty, and yet somehow smart birds. Back in 1890 a New Yorker by the name of Eugene Schieffelin and a couple of his fellow Shakespeare fans released a significant number of European starlings in central park. Quickly these birds mated and grew to colossal and unknown numbers for they are known to bread like it’s nobody’s business; now a days  you can see flocks of these most annoying birds that can black out the sky. They do this because it is their natural instinct to flock and group together.  They are also known to poop everywhere and leave a mess where the rest and cause a disgusting smell and scare away the song birds of the area. In almost no time at all the spread to California and everywhere in between in enormous flocks.

                I know your thinking so what there birds but when all these birds do is flock together; eat everything including feed for livestock and crops from the field and cost nearly $800,000,000 in damage to crops every year, lave a very bad smell form there waste and everything else the leave in an area after they leave, and cause plane crashes because they black out they sky they can get extremely annoying. Every once and a while they go to Indianapolis for the winter they  have special crews assigned to get rid of them because they are so noisy and annoying they become something more than birds when this happens.

                My opinion is that we do everything humanly possible to get rid of these Black bullets as some call them. Many ways have been established such as putting dog food out, at first two show up but then there flocking instincts kick in and they all go to the food and then they get captured, another is to put a poison that slowly kills the birds with organ failure, many others have been established but these are some of the more affective ones. I think we should kill all these pesky birds because they have caused over 3 million dollars in damage to planes and other aviation things.