The famous may have more money than us, but they are only human and they fart just like we do. Lelslie Nielson does it on TV, Ozzy does it at school and Jessica Simpson… well, she just seems to peel them off wherever she darn well pleases.
What do Leslie Nielsen, Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson have in common?
The answer is that they have all been known to fart in public. Yes, celebrities are only human too.
Nielsen released his unscheduled emission during an interview on TV am and rather suspiciously he did not seem nearly as surprised about it as the presenters were. Despite her obvious shock TV am presenter Lorraine Kelly appeared to be quite amused by the outburst, but in all honesty she was not sitting as close to the Naked Gun star as her co-presenter, who seemed to want to cut the conversation short and asked Nielsen if he might want to go to the toilet and ‘sort himself out.’
When Ozzy Osbourne chooses to let one rip he prefers a smaller audience and his daughter Kelly was mortified to find him in attendance at a parent/teacher conference about her failing grades. Kelly was well aware of her father’s anti social habits and was not surprised at all when the Prince of Darkness began lifting his cheek from the seat and letting go. Caring may be sharing, but there is only so far you can take it and Ozzy’s outrageous behavior got him banned from the school for life.
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Jessica Simpson has also been known to do her bit for the failing Ozone layer and she proved that beauty can also be a beast when she farted during a business meeting for her new line of denim clothes. Jessica’s slip up may very well have been kept hidden behind closed doors–and open windows–but an insider spilt the beans and told UsWeekly: “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very large fart.”
Amazingly this was not the first time the star has done something like this; Simpson is a repeat offender. While starring alongside her ex-husband Nick Lachey in their reality TV show, Newlyweds, the blonde bombshell gave a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘thunder thighs’ when she tried to blow the man down, telling him, “You love my stinky ass.” And maybe he did at that, her ass does look great, but it would be a bit frustrating for him if he was afraid to get close enough to do anything about it and the couple divorced after just three years of marriage.