Got Beef

Well it’s that time again, The king of rap has returned after five long years.  Many things have changed since he has been last heard, so of course he has more to talk about it.  From the moment Em anounced he was returning, we expected, nothing but the best from the king of rap. From what we heard so far, there has been no disapointment. You also expect beef’s, Em has a habit of mentioning his peers in his rhymes. Sometimes his fellow peers do not take it lightly. We seen this in the past many times. This time is no different.
Nick Cannon has already posted a blog rant, lashing out at the king of rap.

He claims that Em’s formal relationship with Mariah “fantasized”  He goes on to say that he continued to half enjoy Em’s Rhymes until his heard his name. (Well let’s be honest here, Mariah and Nick were big news. If he thought for one second, that eminem would express his opinion on this then, he’s just plain stupid) What sets him aside from any other peer that Eminem decides to lash out on? Perhaps he’s worried about the fact of Em and Mariah’s “past” that didn’t “happen”.

He then goes on and claims he felt sorry for Em for “living in the past”, and telling tall tales about something that didn’t happen. (Well, so he claims or better yet hopes anyway.)  The rant Continues calling Em “Slim Lamey” and a “Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been”. Claiming then that He wont try to “out battle Em” Becuase he knows damn well Em will Murder him in one line.  Then he mentions street fights, and Martial arts as if it is like a threat or a warning.  Then he goes on to talk more about Em’s past and that he needs a hug and prayer…What the heck is up with that?

Then, he goes on to say that Mariah is: “One of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman”…ah when in the 1990’s? Then he tends to go on, claiming that Eminems a racist? I don’t know where he gets that from. Just because your black, and someone doesn’t like YOU doesn’t make them a racist.  He seems to live on the notion that Eminem is doing this to just black people. Eminem says what he likes about anyone he likes and most known for attacking anyone whos been known for big news in the recent past.  If Em Sees it or hears about it. Em’s gonna rap about it. He continues his completely boring story full of holes and assumtions. The most humorous part of the whole thing was:” I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet”. Where the hell has he been? Many have stood up and fell down.  Then actually contradicts his own words, saying his wack(well thats lightly putting it) raps are coming out of retirement.  Then claims hes going to make Em hurt, and wished he never said what he did. 

Myself like many others was laughing so hard we had tears in our eyes at this point.
Who the heck does this guy think he is anyway? Does he really think he stands a chance?
The dude is either high or he has no idea in the slightest what he really is facing.  Em’s going to crush him lyricially in a matter of lines. What does he hope to acommpish here? Bringing down the king and taking the crown himself?  Who does he think he is turning this to racial matters? 

Let’s Compare

Nick Cannon

Eminem