I Would Love to Spank Kristen Stewart!

 Yep its time for the first ever Captain Chaos Spankfest. Its where yours truly, Captain Chaos, selects a celebrity worthy of a chaotic spanking of titanic proportions. Yes, you heard me right. It’s spanking season and its time for someone famous, and not to mention hot and good looking, to receive well deserved swats from The Captain himself! Why? Because Captain Chaos is on the prowl armed with The Mystic Paddle of Giant Proportions made with the Sacred Wood of Hickory! Oooh So Hard!

My Mystic Paddle Looks something like this:

 Can you image the sheer power of this paddle as it bears down on the glazed hams of my unfortunate victim? I can! Ooooooooh weeeeee! So now its time I call forth my first victim to receive their spanking! For this first ever Spankfest, I hereby call out Kristen Stewart, known for her role of Bella Swan in the hit movie series, Twilight. Here is a picture of her:

Check out her hotness! She is drop dead gorgous and The Captain knows a good looking woman when he sees one! Just take one look at her pretty eyes and imagine those eyes full of tears from the spanking she is going to get from me! Captain Chaos! SO YOU BETTER GET READY FOR IT!!

You might be wondering why The Captain here is aimimg to spank Kristen Stewart with a pink paddle on those sweet little hams of hers? What has this hot young lady done to deserve a hard spanking from me and my paddle? Its because in her latest movie, The Runaways, Kristen Stewart stars as famous Rocker, Joan Jett. In this movie, Stewart as Jett, kisses her Twilight Co-Star, Dakota Fanning with a passionate, steaming, lesbian-esque kiss! Ooooooooh Naughty! Bad Kristen Stewart! Bad girl! Someone is defnitaly going to get a spanking and that person is you!!! By the way, I find the idea of those two kissing to be very hot, yet, I like the idea of me spanking her even more. 

So in closing, I have this to say. Kristen Stewart, you better be prepared to drop your pants and receive your swats, Courtesy of the Captain himself! GET READY FOR IT!!