Joakim Noah Wants Kevin Garnett to be “Sensitive” and “Sweet”
by Joakim Noah is everyone’s favorite NBA player. Right, KG?
We all love Joakim Noah. We can’t help but smile when we see that silly face of his, and his lovable humor and separated teeth. We just want to eat him up.
And Joakim is trying to keep that reputation. Via ESPN Chicago:
“He’s a very mean guy,” Noah said Wednesday. “Where’s the love? None at all. Ugly, too.”
“And he was very mean to me my rookie year. And he’s only mean to the young guys and the [European players], for some reason. I don’t know why, but that’s who he doesn’t like. He’s not nice. I talk a lot of trash out there, but c’mon, be a little sensitive. Be sweet.”
Gosh darn it, Kevin Garnett. You’re so mean and ugly. I mean like, you totally hurt Joakim Noah’s feelings with all your meanie-face talk and your potty mouth. Just because you’re all grown men, doesn’t mean you have to continuously be a Meanie Matthew. Geez.
Be sweet, Kevin Garnett. Give Joakim Noah an in-game hug once in a while. Compliment him on his hair or on how big his eyes are. Be a little sensitive.
Or — you know — just stop talking trash. (Next time, Joakim, just say it like that.)
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