Joan Rivers and Pippa Middleton – The $5m Hot Ass Connection
Comedian Joan Rivers’ daughter Melissa has a new partner – Steven Hirsh – owner of the Vivid porn empire. And he has just made a $5M proposition to famous Hot Ass Pippa Middleton – bridesmaid at this year’s Royal Wedding.
The worlds of Celebrity, Royalty and Showbiz get closer all the time. They collided at one of the biggest global events of the year – the Royal Wedding. Pippa Middleton’s sister Kate married Prince William in a ceremony watched round the world by a live TV audience of billions.
But it was Pippa who almost stole the headlines when she bent over in her tight bridesmaid’s costume to reveal what was instantly named the hottest ass on the planet. Pippa’s Hot Ass went viral and now has its own website. But amongst the TV audience watching her performance was porn entrepreneur Steven Hirsch.
Hirsch founded the Vivid Entertainment company in 1984 which has made him a multimillionaire. He is now in a relationship with Joan Rivers daughter, Melissa.
Hirsch’s porn empire makes about 60 films a year and he has handled sex tape deals for stars like Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian. Hirsch produced a TV series Deeper Throat, many films in Hollywood and his merchandising includes condoms, snowboards and clothes.
Big Offer to Hot Ass
Hirsch immediately spotted the possibilities of Hot Ass and made her an offer he was hoping she wouldn’t refuse. $5M to appear in a sex tape, and if she agreed, there would be another $1M for her brother James if he appeared in a separate scene.
Disappointingly for her many fans – Pippa did refuse. This was an appearance too far. After all she is now related to the British Royal Family – her sister Kate will be the next Queen of England. The tape would have been priceless and as Joan Rivers said of her daughter’s new partner – he earns good money.
Joan could not resist a few gags about the new relationship. She claims she had already met him when she did an audition for him. And at 78 she was pleased about the family discount he was offering her on lubricants.
Jewish American Princess
Hirsch’s fellow porn entrepreneurs have not been slow to spot the possibilities of his relationship with the good looking Melissa. One company has offered them a huge fee to star together in a sex tape. Keeping up the Royalty theme it would tell the story of a sexy Jewish American Princess.
No news on that one but Joan has definitely turned down all offers of porn films. For the moment . . . perhaps she will do a Mae West when she is 90!
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