Justin Bieber Almost Entirely Nude
by A new life size portrait created by controversial American artist Daniel Edwards will depict Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez almost entirely nude in a sculture to be unveiled at a later date, according to reports. Gomez is best known for portraying Alex Russo in the television series Wizards of Waverly Place.
The “Justin and Selena as One” art piece features the couple conjoined at the torso, each seeming to emerge from the other’s rib. Together, they have three legs, sharing Selena’s right leg. The work of art shows the two with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering their most intimate parts. The portrait will be unveiled at Dallas’s New Fine Arts, near Gomez’s hometown, by Cory Allen Contemporary Art.
“Justin and Selena joined together, symbolizes the great harmony between neighboring countries Canada and the United States,” said spokesman Cory Allen. “Countries like North Korea and South Korea could learn from our example. It would be nice to exhibit this portrait in the areas of the world where tensions are high between countries that share borders.”
So there you have it, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez almost entirely nude. But wait, there is more…
A companion artwork, “Allegory of a Teen Sex Symbol (Justin Bieber),” shows the hidden private parts of Bieber atop a Canadian maple leaf. But “the Bieber genitalia are artistically symbolized, not depicted,” says Allen. I guess that should make us all feel better?
But wait, there is more…
The artist’s portrayal of Bieber’s pelvic organ will be shown with “a bootleg plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix’s private parts” at Dallas’s New Fine Arts.
What’s next? Justin Bieber paint by number set?
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