Justin Bieber is Dead? A Gain for Guy and a Loss for Girls

 Justin Bieber, 16, was supposedly found dead in his home in Ontario, Canada. Rumors are spreading quickly of how this teen superstar was murdered or the victim of cruel fate. Among these rumors are; a crazed teen boy who was tired of “the Beaver”, beat Justin with a metal baseball bat; He was trying to reach something on a tall shelf and fell and hit his head on the floor. Another rumor is that his high pitched, feminine voice caused a glass to break sending shards of glass hurling at him inevitably leading to his death. An ongoing investigation shows that this actually may be the work of suicide. Justin was tired of hiding the fact that he was gay and is getting mostly attention from girls. It is said that all the attention he was getting from girls and the attention he wasn’t getting from boys was “driving him crazy”. The cause of the not really tragic death of this “super star” may never be discovered. I hope not at least.

* This article is a parody and is in no way supposed to be offensive to anyone. This is just based off of subject matter, rumors, and “facts” from the masses.