Katie Price and Alex Reid?

Katie Price on I’m a celebrity get me out of here, quoted that she would never have another relationship…. Yeah right! She 1-2 months later rips her quotation into tiny bits and poops on them as she now has officially married cage fighter Alex Reid!

Don’t get me wrong Alex is probably a nice guy, however how long is this going to last? One day? Two days? Possibly a month? No way! In my opinion she and that cage fighter are going to be like two bulls on a cow, which one wins? Obviously Alex as Katie Price has the plastic boobs and all, but that Alex can really put the tail on the donkey! 

Let’s not forget to mention, poor old Peter who must be raging with fury right now….. Of coarse not! He’s laughing his big knickers off! (As they flew off they hit an old lady who then started smacking Peter with a stick!) So yeah you may say oh poor Peter, but it’s more like Perfect Peter! I mean Katie treated him like a donkey plop anyway so, I’m pretty sure he’s 2 girls and 1 cup right now!

So to finish off we have Peter, Alex and Katie riding the random horse of relationships as they battle out to be top bull! (Or cow) WHAT THE DANIEL?!

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