Kris Humphries

I don’t even know if I spelled his name right, but you know what? I really don’t give a fuck. He’s a dick. He has no respect for Kim at all, or at least he didn’t when they were married. Who the fuck tells their wife that by the time she has kids, no one’s going to care about her? Um, Earth to prick, no one cares about you NOW. Years from now, Kim will probably still be famous, and she’s bigger than you’ll ever be. Now, I don’t know who can stay married to a guy like this where he has a problem with just about everything that isn’t what he wants it to be. If Kim doesn’t want to move to Minnesota then she doesn’t fucking have to. He should be able to come to a compromise of some sort with the woman he “loved” so much. I know what 90% of you are thinking and I don’t think Kim would spend that much money on a wedding that was a publicity stunt anyway. She really tried to make it work with this guy, and she did care about him. Why did they decide to divorce after two months? I don’t know, I mean I really thought she could change him and everyone had such high expectations of him. I think the main reason the divorce even came to their minds is because Kris is a selfish dick who only cares about himself and what he wants. He doesn’t give a fuck about what Kim wants in a marriage, or even in a man for that matter. I hope he never gets married after her because he doesn’t deserve someone like Kim. I don’t know why people hate on Kim and say her ass is fake. Um, hello, she had an X-Ray taken of her ass to prove to you idiots that it’s real; I don’t know why everyone says it isn’t. But that’s not the point I’m trying to make here anyway.  He’s selfish. He was complaining about how big she is and he didn’t know if he was going to be able to handle how big she was and how much the paparazzi was following her around. Why do you care what paparazzi follow your wife around? Of course that’s what’s going to happen, she’s fucking Kim Kardashian, and she’s a big reality star. Of course they’re going to follow her big ass everywhere. Now I will not diss the ass. I wish I had a naturally big butt. L. Anyway, of course they’re going to follow her everywhere. But everything she does, Kris seems to be annoyed with at some point, so kudos to you, Kim, for getting rid of such a selfish bastard. I couldn’t live with someone who tried to control me like that. I don’t know how she would’ve.