Sorry teenage girls. Kevin Jonas is now engaged to Daniele Deleasa. But will this put a stop to crazed fans with “Future Mrs Kevin Jonas” t-shirts? I doubt it. But does it really matter? Of course not. The Jonas Brothers, and probably every other famously attractive guy out there, probably see things like that everyday and wonder, “Who’s that chick and why does she think she has a chance with me?” But at least he’s real, unlike the object of every future Mrs Cullen’s desire.

The only thing more ridiculous than people being in love with a fictional vampire is the fans of the JoBros who are sad or upset that Kevin is getting married. Please be realistic, people. You don’t have any less of a chance with him than you did before he was engaged. He still has no idea who you are, nor will he ever. So go ahead, dream about him. Let him be your celebrity crush. Getting married doesn’t make him any less attractive, unless of course her good cooking makes him gain a few pounds. But give the man a break. He’s allowed to fall in love too.