Paris Versus Jessica
by The competition gets fierce. And soon the streets may riot in need of this event.
Who wants to see it?
Who doesn’t?
What would they compete with? Would it be as bad of a cat-fight as everyone predicts? I’m thinking so. My money is on Jessica. Paris is too pampered. Although she does deserve it.
Who would you vote for? I’ve read articles arguing Paris is the badder of the girls here. And that Jessica is the more physically capable. But image doesn’t relate directly to pain tolerance. The possibilities are endless- Do you know how many blog threads, how many people, how many poor, needy souls, want to see this competition?
I say Paris vs. Jessica, both wearing pads and bikinis, while driving motorcross bikes at each other lancing with giant nerf bars, over a mud pit. Another good option is the slow-motion jogathon. The girl who complains about having to exercise first loses.
But feel free to leave a comment and post your opinion on who would win, and in what way they should compete. And make it good, this is most definitely a call for the world’s biggest popularity contest.
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