Pitbull, a musician/rapper whom we all know and love, has given us many up-beat, fast moving songs that somehow force us to dance and sing at random. While going “Krazy” and getting hooked up with some “Hotel Room Service”, I came up with a theory. Pitbull seems to add quite a few extra words into his songs. Sure, we all think it sounds good, but do we actually know what they mean? I used the translator in a variety of different languages while taking bits and pieces of selected songs of his, and nothing seems to add up. What are you saying Pitbull?

Perhaps he is creating a new language and he wants us all in on it. But the thing is, how can we get in on this new and exciting language when we have no idea what he means? Is there a petition we all have to sign? It’s like a Sean Paul recap, although Sean Paul actually spoke human, just a little faster than most people and it began to sound like a sort of gibberish. Pitbull begins most of his songs with his obviously much superior language. For all I know, it could be my mom he wants to bring to this hotel. It would make sense.

Telling her to get rid of her boyfriend, and bring over the girls..a little far-fetched you might say, but how do we know, right? If I were some famous musician, and I would like to bring a new language to the attention of others, before using it I think I would like to at least make sure the people understand it at first. Isn’t that why we get such a great amount of an audience? Because they can relate to us. Basically Pitbull, speak English, or give me your English/Spanish/Portuguese/Italian/alien dictionary so I won’t have to hide my mom from you anymore.