Six Reasons Why Seth Rogan is a Better Catch Than Tom Cruise
by At first glance, many women would prefer Tom Cruise to Seth Rogan. However, this would be a grave mistake. Just look what happened to Katie Holmes.
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Tom Cruise is Creepy
He has a finicky oddness about him that everyone is aware of, but no one quite understands. There is a sense that he could secretly be doing something morbid and wrong in some sort of secret lair below his estate. Perhaps he has constructed a device that removes the souls from babies and injects them into a paste-like cream, which he rubs on his face to prolong his good looks. I’m not making accusations, I’m just saying…
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Seth Rogan is Funny
He has a real sense of humor and undeniably charming delivery. Most girls would agree; a good sense of humor can be quite sexy. Comedy makes you laugh and enjoy the moment more, but can also smooth over awkward situations. A well placed joke by Seth could even alleviate some of the permeable awkwardness of Cruise’s presence.
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Tom Cruise is a Scientologist
This one is pretty self-explanatory. Does he really believe that stuff?
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Seth Rogan’s Career is on the Way Up; Tom’s is Stalling
Seth Rogan has appeared in a number of successful films over the last few years – primarily those of his Producer/Screenwriter/Director friend Judd Apatow. The most recent of which is Pineapple Express, which received critical and commercial success, taking second place in the box office to The Dark Knight (what else is new?). Tom has enjoyed some success in the early 2000’s, but he appeared in the disappointing Lions for Lambs and produced the miserable film The Eye. Come on, Tom.
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Tom Cruise Made it Big in the 80’s
Some of the more memorable films from the 80’s were Tom Cruise vehicles such as Risky Business and the highly overrated Top Gun. It is common knowledge that the 80’s were the least sexy decade in all of recorded history. If you were a sex symbol in a time where knee-high neon socks and side-ponytails tied off with brightly colored scrunchies were popular, that doesn’t really count.
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Seth Rogan is Cute
Tom may appear better looking, but that doesn’t make Seth unattractive. In fact, most women would be perfectly happy with his looks. He has a disarming smile, curly hair, and lets face it, his eyes are kind of dreamy… Where was I? Oh yes, anyways, a girl would have to be crazy to choose Tom Cruise over Seth Rogan – but perhaps not as crazy as Tom is himself.
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Post Commentmae
On August 14, 2008 at 6:56 am
what a discovery. a pity i like tom cruise. nice article though :
Karen N
On August 18, 2008 at 8:24 am
Good article, I just saw a picture of Katie Holmes on people.com and she looks just like Tom Cruise now
shaun
On August 21, 2008 at 10:49 am
seth is an ugly ugly man.
i pity any girl who sleeps with him
dknf
On August 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Yeah i prefer Seth.
Interesting
On August 27, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Well this is the best article l have read today.l think Tom is cripy,and when he was interviewd on the Oprah show l really thought he no longer believes scientology himself, but because there has been so much saying on media around the world about his belief he cant take it away just like that.Give him time and he will come around. Kate had to run away when Oprah visited them live on air as she is not good with pretending and l guess she is always in trouble with Tom for selling the family out.l would never want to be left in a room alone with Tom!!
Who knows he might just turn into an alien, l dont like horrors
S A Johnson
On November 12, 2008 at 1:26 pm
You know I actually really like Seth. I don’t recall ever liking Tom except when I was like 12 and that’s when I saw him in that movie Legend. Just about any movie I’ve seen him in I thought he was boring and really I just don’t think he’s a very good actor.
Great article. ^_^
clay hurtubise
On March 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm
lol, fun piece.
Thanks,
Clay