The 12 Most Googled Celebrity Women

Paris Hilton (11,100,000)

Has there ever been a more worthless celebrity? Sort of a Pop singer, but not really. Sort of a television actress, but not really. Sort of a movie star, but… you get the picture. It isn’t that complicated; spoiled little brat that she may be, we love to look at her, and as such her face will continue to be everywhere.

Avril Lavigne (13,600,000)

The punk princess jumped into our subconscious with annoyingly catchy little songs (complicated, sk8er boi) and the gimmick of being the anti- brittney. Well, over time she has become rather Brittneyish, but no one seems to have a problem with it…

Taylor Swift (16,600,000)

This young girl has (ironically, with a bit of help from hollywood moron Kanye) become an institution online. A former country star turned pop princess, it would appear that she will be around for some time…

Madonna (24,900,000 searches per month)

You really have to admire the ageless one. She has maintained a level of cultural relevance nearly unparalleled for the better part of 30 years, gracefully evolving every step of the way. She is, without a doubt, this generation’s Marilyn Monroe; has there ever been a camera that didn’t love her?

Miley Cyrus (30,400,000)

The kid with the pedigree has literally taken the world by storm. She’s still a favorite with the kids, but she appears to be ready to conquer the adult world as well. Hannah Montana or Miley… it doesn’t matter… the kid is everywhere. If only we didn’t have to see so much of Billy Ray… didn’t he already get his 15 minutes?

Beyonce (37,200,000 views per month)

Since she came onto the scene as a member of the pop trio Destiny’s Child, she has been a pop icon like very few others. She has moved on to an epic solo career, and done movies, and we still want more. And unlike many in the entertainment business, she has lived a mostly controversy free life. Wholesome and beautiful. What are the odds?

Britney Spears (37,200,000 views per month)

We’ve had a thing for Britney for years. It has survived drugs, motherhood, K-Fed, baldness, insanity, and basically just acting like a moron. But we never stopped buying her music, and we have obviously haven’t stopped downloading her…

So there you have it; these are the women and girls who’s names have filled the google bar more than any other this month. A few have been looked up more than Barack Obama, for what it’s worth. Nice to know we have our priorities in order, isn’t it? (If you agreed with that, and you’re a man…. get a life.)