The Cool List

It is no secret that popular culture influences our everyday ins and outs. From the way we speak, to the way we dress, to the way we act. There are plenty of bad ass mo-fos out there in the world, this we know, but what if we had to choose the top 5 coolest mo-fos on the planet? Now, this is not limited to real people, cartoons can be cool as shit, and characters from movies, are usually too cool to not mention. Here is MY top 5, which is not arguably the coolest of cool lists, but, the definitive cool list.

Number 5

Mark Wahlberg

“back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, this is how we used to make the party start.”

This guy has been in some of the most hardcore movies of all time. The Departed, Rockstar, Four brothers, the list goes on. He’s the reason Entourage exists. He’s probably had sex wif ya mutha. Come on, Bob Lee Swagger? That’s gold.

Number 4

Vincent Chase.

Adrien Grenier on his own, debatable. Vinny chase, however? There’s no question. This guy has an unlimited amount of swagger. Who else can get someone like Turtle laid? That’s what I thought.

Number 3

Bart Simpson

Do I have to even write anything? It’s freaking Bart Simpson. He skateboards on ANYTHING.

Number 2

Marty McFly

He drives a Delorean, he has a self fitting jacket, and shoes that any hypebeast would give up their feet for. Ironic? Not really, hypebeasts don’t wear their shoes anyways. Where was I? Oh yeah, he travels through time. Even his mom wants to bone him, which is gross, but definitely says a lot about his level of badassery.

Number 1

Will Smith

Yes, the king of cool himself. He’s the freshest of fresh princes and can literally make anything look cool on him. OK so he’s a Scientologist, we’ll let that go. Why? He has more consecutive hit movies than anyone in Hollywood. He had the dopest sneakers you’ve ever seen. I mean, c’mon. If you don’t agree with this decision, you don’t know what cool means.