The Dickman Molesteth..

     Sometimes you just gotta.  It’s Andy Dick.. And Andy Dick is just one of those people who are actually a walking punch line.  You’re in a group.  You say “Andy Dick”.  People laugh.  That sh*t’s funny.  But every so often, the walking punch lines reward us; they do something funny.  Now it’s a funny funny.  And Andy Dick has blessed us with another one, God Bless Him.

     Police responded to a call at the Rum Runners nightclub, where two victims, a bartender and patron, along with a number of witnesses, alleged Dick “engaged in unwanted, and uninvited groping of the two victims genital areas,” according to a statement from the Huntington Police Department.

     So essentially, Dick was grabbing…. yeah, you get it.  It’s off humor, but you’re laughing.  Because Andy Dick is just funny.  You almost have to envy the ‘victims’.  “Andy Dick grabbed…. might just get you a reality show in today’s world.  It will be on right after Tiger Woods and Andy Dick’s reality show about sex therapy.

     Andy Dick arrested for Sexual Abuse.  That sh*t’s funny.