Top 10 Celebrities Who Like Potatoes

by MrZen in People, July 7, 2009

I have decided to compile a list of celebrities who like potatoes. I hope you find this article interesting and informative.

1 – Britney Spears

Britney Spears likes eating potatoes. This is possibly the reason why she went insane.

2 – Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson used to like potatoes. It may be what killed him. Too many potatoes is not good for anyone. By the way, it’s also a little known fact that Michael Jackson was allergic to owls.

3 – Michael Parkinson

Michael Parkinson likes potatoes so much that it is rumoured that they caused him to get old. It is feared that one day he may get so old that he dies.

4 – Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan is good at basketball because he eats potatoes, so potatoes aren’t all bad innit. It is also why he is so tall.

5 – Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey doesn’t like potatoes. Just checking you’re still awake.

It is rumoured (although obviously not a very well-spread rumour, otherwise you would already know it) that Oprah recently wrote a book called “Potatoes: Why I Think They Are The Root Of All Evil And Must Be Banned” under the pseudonym M C Hammer.

6 – Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais has a special day of the week (Wednesday) during which he refuses to eat anything but potatoes. This is why he is so funny. It is also why he is so good at dancing.

7 – Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington (the result of an experiment to breed monkeys with humans) has a head shaped like an orange-shaped potato. He likes potatoes, but only completely spherical ones.

8 – Borat

Borat likes a special type of green potato known as an “apple”. His wife also eats them, on the rare occasions she is allowed out of her cage.

9 & 10 – Richard & Judy

Mother & Son presenting duo Richard & Judy (full names Richard Judy’s Husband and Judy Richard’s Wife) are so addicted to potatoes that it is feared that there may be another Irish Potato famine, seeing as Ireland is the only place in the world where potatoes are made, due to a “World Law” that was written up in 1903 (by a leprechaun) which clearly states that: “Ireland is the only country in the whole of this damn big freaking World which can make Potato Making Machines, so all you other stupid countries will have to buy from us from now on, do you understand?” The reason for this is rumoured (via The Grapevine, wherever that is – probably somewhere in France) to be because the inventor of The PotatoMaker 3000 Pro was famous Irish inventor Paddy McPaddyface of Paddytown, who’s entire town was so poor they all had to eat grass.