Top 10 Celebrity Gps Voice Hopefuls

The popular GPS (satellite navigation system) company, TOMTOM has released a new version of their system with the ‘gangsta’ rapper Snoop Dogg providing the voice. It’s not a joke – and it’s AWESOME! Some direct quotes from the system are:

“Sharp left…So fly!“

“You have reached your destination. Thanks for tha ride man. I had tha time of ma life. Oooh-wee!”

Well, this news just tickled me so much that I was left to wonder about the amazing possibilities of other unlikely celebrities doing GPS voiceover. So…

Here are the top 10 Celebrity GPS Voice Hopefuls

10. Elmo from Sesame Street

“Elmo thinks driver should go left up there. Ooh car is close, destination is far! Do you know how to spell destination? Elmo likes the color red. Oh no, driver has ended up in the ditch. Ditches make Elmo saaad.”

9. Keanu Reeves

“Whoa… This car is, like, moving. It’s, like, meant to be. This super wise woman called the Oracle told me that you should turn, but it’s up to you to choose which direction. If you are the chosen one, you will pick the right choice. If not, it’s like, whoa, and you should probably check a map or something.”

8. Mr. T

“I pity the fool who doesn’t make a sharp left when I suggest it!”

7. Stewie Griffin

“Oh, no, no. It’s no big deal at all. When I specifically ordered you to drive another 400 meters before turning, it was perfectly acceptable for you to make a u-turn and end up on the wrong side of the road. Yes, I needed a good head-on collision to put the spring back in my limp. It’s not so much that I want to kill you right at this moment, but more that I do not want you to be alive anymore.”

6. Teen Girl Squad (from Homestar Runner)

“Teen Driving Squad! With Back Seat Driver, Gas Jockey, Whoever, and The Road Raging One! Alright you ‘Aw3s0m3′ driver, let’s get ready to turn SOOO RIGHT. I have a license and registration in…boyssss. Squawk! Eaten by soaring eagle while busy texting in the car! It’s overrrr!”

5. Yoda

“Hmm, turn sharp in 40 meters will you. Hmmm, yes. Good turn, Jedi. Powerful turn. Become lost you will not! At the final destination are we. Hmmm…yes.”

4. Paris Hilton

“Omg, this car is so not hot. You should, like, turn or something. You could go straight, too. Whatever. I am totally crushing on that ambulance driver. That stretcher is so hot. This isn’t my fault or something is it? Hey, look, a shiny object. TTYN!”

3. Christopher Walken

“So, driver. Tell me! Are you into cooking? I once cooked a steak so rich! And, yet, so flawed. It was one of the MOST beautiful things…my eyes had ever seen. BUT! It was an evil steak so I threw it out. Left! Is where you would have wanted to turn back there. Pity but you STILL have the option to make…a U-turn. Also, I need more cow-bell.”

2. Martha Stewart

“Driving on the road is the perfect time to work on some fun and classic crafts to turn your vehicle into a place of warmth and family gathering. Today, we’re going to take an acorn, a rubber band, a hot glue gun, some leftover cat hair, and an incredibly sharp knife, and use them to distract people while we commit stock market scandals. It’s a good thing.”

1. Jon and Kate Gosselin

“What turn? What car? What 8 children? Pay attention to us! MONEY! MONEY! Money? MONEY! MOOONEEEEYYY!!! Money, money-money… money money money MONEY?! Money. Money! MONEY!!! MONEY!!! MMMMOOONNNNEEEEYYYYY!!!”