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Treemo Williams (Go green proponent) was arrested by a California Forestry Ranger for an unlawful sexual act, as well as indecent exposure while seen on video attempting a sexual act with an abror amoralis otherwise known as the common tree.

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He has long been known for his “Go Green”,  antics and professing the beauty of nature and wilderness. Few realized he had been raised on a farm and repeatedly been beaten and chastised by his love of nature and trees in his home of Treelove, California.

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Spokesperson Jake Treemotta arrested him on suspicion of “Tree Abuse”, a charge he has been a suspect of many times before, this time video footage was recorded and officer Treemotta was quoted as saying, “This time the charges will stick!” “We’ve had our eye on this particular individual for some time now.” Said Treemotta.

The Treelove community has been fearful of Williams and his bizarre behavior for some time and hoping and calling for an arrest at Sunday ice cream socials.

They finally have some hard evidence to label this man as a tree offender. If the charges stick he will be confined to a vegeterian recovery facility for six months and a tree abuse treatment program within the state of California for another twelve months and afterward denied any access to public forestry areas or nurseries who grow trees for a period of no less than five years.