Vanilla Ice Apologizes for Wrong Things
Based on the included Vanilla Ice apology.
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It is hard to know whether or not Vanilla Ice’s apology video, below, is to be taken seriously. Sure he apologizes for the bad hair and bad clothes but, really, that was the least of his offenses.
Why doesn’t he apologize for destroying any chance for white rappers for almost a decade – Eminem is the only reason they made a comeback.
Also, why doesn’t he apologize to Queen and David Bowie for stealing their bassline and not giving credit. Without the bassline – stolen from Queen’s “Pressure” – “Ice Ice Baby” is completely worthless.
Finally, he doesn’t apologize for coming back. He had his 15 minutes, now go away. Nobody is interested in a middleaged, one-hit wonder white rapper. He has no relevance and is destroying any chance of fond memories by sticking around.
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Post CommentJo Oliver
On March 5, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Boy, you sure did ice the ice ice baby boy