Why Angelina is Still Hotter Than Megan

Megan Fox has gotten a lot of buzz this past year as being ‘the next Angelina Jolie’. Some tabloids even went so far as to start talk of an all-out war between the two actresses as they compete for movie roles. All in fun, here are a few reasons why Angie shouldn’t feel threatened by Megan:

1. Angelina’s hobbies include charitable work and visiting refugee camps. Megan’s seem to include talking trash and bragging about her wild-child ways.
2. Speaking of which: maybe she’s trying to measure up to the woman who famously traded vials of blood with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton?
3. Angelina has better tattoos. Megan has a partial quote from Shakespeare (”We will all laugh at gilded butterflies”) that just leaves most people scratching their heads. Angie has the longitude/latitude of the birthplace of each of her children. Awww!
4. Angelina has Brad Pitt; Megan has…some dude named Brian Austin Green. Can’t remember his last movie? You’re not alone.
5. Angelina is an Oscar-winning actress (for Girl, Interrupted). Megan’s biggest role so far comes courtesy Transformers, which, arguably, is not the type of movie that garners a bucketload of serious awards for its cast.
6. Speaking of movies, you know all those tabloid rumors about Megan possibly taking over the role of Lara Croft? Whatever. Angelina will always be the original Tomb Raider.
7. Angelina is also the original sultry model whom Megan seems to be trying to copy. The raven hair, the tattoos, the pouty lips…
8. …all of which, apparently, Megan is achieving through artificial means. Tabloids love to reprint ’scoops’ on Megan’s alleged laundry list of plastic surgery: facial work, lip plumping, Botox, boob job…you get the picture.
9. In a nutshell: Angie was here first.
10. Finally: ‘Jolie’ is French for ‘pretty’. Top that.

Photo of Jolie, (C) Dexter @ Picasa.  Creative Commons. Photo of Fox (C) lukeford.net. Creative Commons.